# What to do about a cricket

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [July 5, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-about-a-cricket/455355 "2008-07-05T06:06:57Z")\
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[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]  
Unless he’s a giant cockroach.  
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“One morning, as **dougie\_monty** was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug.”

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