# What to do about neice touching my legs?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-about-neice-touching-my-legs/645464>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 29, 2012, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-about-neice-touching-my-legs/645464 "2012-12-29T05:59:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-about-neice-touching-my-legs/645464/101 "2013-01-03T01:03:16Z")

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As far as not having penetration goes, it would mainly just involve visuals - so it would not be that much different to kiddie porn. I’ve already got in trouble for downloading a game and a TV show so I wouldn’t risk getting trouble for kiddie porn - also my wife said only to look at porn in her company. I only really find girls with breasts/etc to be arousing anyway… also I don’t get pleasure with my ejaculation and I rarely ever get spontaneous erections - my wife almost always manually gets me started. BTW I’d be much more likely to commit beastiality than molest a kid - though I’m not planning on that. Hmmm… a lack of self-censoring can be a problem.  
BTW my wife wants me to have sex with her more often than I do.

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**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-about-neice-touching-my-legs/645464/102 "2013-01-03T01:34:26Z")

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> [@Acid\_Lamp](#):
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> Don’t be a twit. [Educate yourself.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoaffective_disorder)

I’m familiar, thanks for your concern. I’m pretty confident our OP has demonstrated if he is, in fact, SA, he’s on the high functioning end and can control whether or not he commits a felony.

And **JohnClay** , you’ve shared enough. No one here needs to hear about your fantasies or your sex life. Tell the kid to stop touching your legs, put on pants, and keep your hands to yourself. You have an outlet for sex: wife and porn. Stop dwelling on kids and move on. There’s a busy, wild world out there for consenting adults, and you’ve no excuse for even considering such an offense. Go find something better to do with your time.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-about-neice-touching-my-legs/645464/103 "2013-01-03T01:59:39Z")

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BTW, could a mod put this thread out of its misery?

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-about-neice-touching-my-legs/645464/104 "2013-01-03T02:47:16Z")

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John Clay, please talk to your therapist about these issues. Thank you for everyone who offered advice.

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