# What to do with 12 tons of KitKat bars **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 31, 2026, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922 "2026-03-31T23:58:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2026, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/61 "2026-04-03T23:40:39Z")
_Science!_ 😁 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/62 "2026-04-04T00:44:59Z")
Steal 12 tons of KitKats and whadda ya get? A whole lot of chat on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/63 "2026-04-04T00:58:37Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > I have to add, to me, the KitKat’s are the most disappointing candy I have ever had. You’ve tried Dubai Chocolate Kunafa? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/64 "2026-04-04T01:24:45Z")
I saw an Ikea post on FB advertising a cabinet to store KitKats in. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/65 "2026-04-04T02:04:48Z")
No call from Saint Peter? ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/66 "2026-04-04T02:33:39Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Steal 12 tons of KitKats and whadda ya get? Diabetes. ---
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/67 "2026-04-04T02:36:00Z")
> [@Schnitte](#): > > Soon, the black market there would be swamped with bootleg KitKats. Transport hub, and “best Russian City for doing business”.. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/68 "2026-04-04T02:38:42Z")
Maybe someone is planning to add sildenafil, AKA Viagra, to them, and sell them in novelty shops, until the FDA catches up with them. ANY amount of Viagra could potentially be fatal when ingested by the wrong person. [https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud-notifications/fantasy-aphrodisiac-chocolate-may-be-harmful-due-hidden-drug-ingredient](https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud-notifications/fantasy-aphrodisiac-chocolate-may-be-harmful-due-hidden-drug-ingredient) ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/69 "2026-04-04T23:59:53Z")
Invite over 48 tons of friends? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/70 "2026-04-05T00:09:37Z")
> [@PatrickLondon](#): > > Eye-opening piece on cargo thefts in yesterday’s Guardian: > > [35,000 pints of stolen Guinness, 950 wheels of pilfered cheese: can the UK’s cargo theft crisis be stopped? | Crime | The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/mar/31/stolen-guinness-cheese-crime-cargo-theft-crisis-mike-dawber) What’s the one thing all these crimes have in common? Mike Dawber, apparently. Hmmm… . ---
**Author:** ![fedman1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e495f1/32.png) [@fedman1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fedman1)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/71 "2026-04-05T12:08:06Z")
apparently, there is a chocolate addiction problem– Clifton L. Davis, a 50‑year‑old St. Louis County resident, was charged with a felony after allegedly taking 50 boxes of Snickers candy bars (about 2,400 full‑size bars) ---
**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/72 "2026-04-05T20:54:35Z")
It’s due to Mars being conjunction with Snickers. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/73 "2026-04-06T00:11:22Z")
> [@fedman1](#): > > apparently, there is a chocolate addiction problem– > > Clifton L. Davis, a 50‑year‑old St. Louis County resident, was charged with a felony after allegedly taking 50 boxes of Snickers candy bars (about 2,400 full‑size bars) A felony!? The man should be in treatment for such a terrible affliction. It’s the manufacturers of Snickers “candy” bars that ought to be locked up. Yuck! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/74 "2026-04-06T00:27:53Z")
For the sake of science, yesterday I sampled both a KitKat and a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. Both were almost worthy of stealing a truckload. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/75 "2026-04-06T19:24:58Z")
I passed The Kit Kat Ranch yesterday and there was a long line of kids waiting with Easter Baskets all looking somewhat dissapointed. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/76 "2026-04-06T20:41:55Z")
You said Kit Kat Ranch, but in my head I was thinking Bunny Ranch (which is the only ranch I know of by name); _greatly_ changes you sentence! ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/77 "2026-04-07T00:27:46Z")
No, they’re the same sort of “ranch”. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/78 "2026-04-09T18:59:04Z")
So one does NOT want to find an egg at either of those ranches; got it. ---
**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922/79 "2026-04-09T19:52:16Z")
> [@Thing.Fish](#): > > No, they’re the same sort of “ranch”. Is this, by any chance, in Nevada? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-12-tons-of-kitkat-bars/1028922.md?page=3)