# What to do with a Box 'o Porn? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 23, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-a-box-o-porn/540429 "2010-05-23T03:10:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-a-box-o-porn/540429/41 "2010-05-26T13:44:46Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > You know, a lot of kids learn the facts of life through found porn! This explains a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-a-box-o-porn/540429/42 "2010-05-26T14:09:42Z")
Whatever you do, dont burn them, we found four or five boxes of porno magazines in the attic of a friend of mine, we started to use them to prepare the fire for an “asado” (BBQ), but some of my friends started to jokingly impersonate Torquemada and got carried away with the whole “burn the evil filth!” mood and we ended up burning part of a tool shed in my friend’s backyard… Memories memories… ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-a-box-o-porn/540429/43 "2010-05-26T20:16:11Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > Whatever you do, dont burn them, we found four or five boxes of porno magazines in the attic of a friend of mine, we started to use them to prepare the fire for an “asado” (BBQ), but some of my friends started to jokingly impersonate Torquemada and got carried away with the whole “burn the evil filth!” mood and we ended up burning part of a tool shed in my friend’s backyard… > > Memories memories… Maybe you should just stick to burning rings, **Frodo** … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-a-box-o-porn/540429/44 "2010-05-26T20:42:30Z")
> [@RalfCoder](#): > > Maybe you should just stick to burning rings, **Frodo** … 😃 I Suck at that too, in the end just couldnt do it, oh that precious porn.. err ring. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-a-box-o-porn/540429/45 "2010-05-26T21:21:22Z")
Stick the box on a [catapult](http://www.imagepoop.com/image/1794/Boromir-What-about-a-catapult.html) and hurl it into Mordor. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-a-box-o-porn/540429/46 "2010-05-26T21:22:38Z")
There is something about the Dark Traci Lord here, but it just ain’t happening for me. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-a-box-o-porn/540429/47 "2010-05-26T21:35:07Z")
I could swear the last time I went trying to sell porn on eBay, it was specifically prohibited. My how times change. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-a-box-o-porn/540429/48 "2010-05-27T00:31:31Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Stick the box on a [catapult](http://www.imagepoop.com/image/1794/Boromir-What-about-a-catapult.html) and hurl it into Mordor. One does not simply wank into Mordor… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-a-box-o-porn/540429/49 "2010-05-27T00:40:04Z")
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