# What to get for the guy who has everything, a doll:

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**Created:** [November 30, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-get-for-the-guy-who-has-everything-a-doll/96200 "2001-11-30T21:09:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-get-for-the-guy-who-has-everything-a-doll/96200/1 "2001-11-30T21:09:29Z")

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[Move Over, Barbie, Playboy Launches Playmate Dolls](http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20011130/od/dolls_dc_1.html)

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> ``Anatomically correct’’ doll replicas of some of the most famous of the bare-all playmates from Playboy magazine will soon be available under a deal signed by Los Angeles marketing firm The Stronghold Group and adult entertainment company Playboy Enterprises Inc.

Hmmm, wonder what exactly they mean by anatomically correct? That’s kinda freaky.

I imagine too many things with that.

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**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-get-for-the-guy-who-has-everything-a-doll/96200/2 "2001-11-30T21:23:46Z")

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uhm.

techchick, I’m sure you’ve seen the ‘realdolls’? Or maybe not? The URL is simple to find, I will not post it here.

They are very expensive masturbatory aids.

Am I the only one who finds that pretty… desperate? I mean, heck, I have no problems with dildos, vibes, beads, clit clamps, nipple clips, whips chains and whatever, but … it’s like a fake person. a dead body. EW!

Someone give me a happier POV on this, please :eek:

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-get-for-the-guy-who-has-everything-a-doll/96200/3 "2001-11-30T21:29:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Venoma \*  
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> techchick, I’m sure you’ve seen the ‘realdolls’? Or maybe not? The URL is simple to find, I will not post it here.
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> They are very expensive masturbatory aids.  
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Well, I’m pretty sure that’s not what _these_ are… the link says they’re only 16" tall! You’d need a pretty tiny tadger :eek:

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**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-get-for-the-guy-who-has-everything-a-doll/96200/4 "2001-11-30T21:34:01Z")

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I can’t get the page to load ☹ Darnit!

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-get-for-the-guy-who-has-everything-a-doll/96200/5 "2001-11-30T21:46:44Z")

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Venoma,

Here’s another link: [http://biz.yahoo.com/rf/011129/n29256274\_1.html](http://biz.yahoo.com/rf/011129/n29256274_1.html)

BTW, as racin said, these dolls are only 16" which is why it’s freaky to me. If they are anatomically correct, I just cant imagine what might be done to them.

Barbie dolls are only about 12" and I remember what Ken and Barbie did as I was a young imaginative girl. Both Ken and Barbie have no genatalia so that was innocent curiousity.

I wonder if Playgirl will come out with an anatomically correct Playgirl Doll. That will give new meaning to Ken and Barbie playing doctor.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-get-for-the-guy-who-has-everything-a-doll/96200/6 "2001-11-30T23:29:29Z")

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Humph

I had a nice post almost ready to submit with a link to Playboy’s site, and Netscape croaked. ☹

Anyway, the doll is a “personality” barbie doll, i.e. one made to look like a specific person. It’s wearing a bikini and a robe, and a pouty look on the face. You can’t see any of the naughty bits, but I assume by the text that they are lovingly detailed.

You can follow the playboy link in the Yahoo article, and go to collectibles to see it.
