As I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, Dick Ebersol payed $50,000 for Carly Simon to tell him the secret of who the song “You’re so vain” is about.
Carly Simon’s ’ Vain ’ Secret Purchased For $50000
So, if you could, what unimportant secret would you pay $50,000 or so for?
As for me, I don’t know, maybe I would go back in time and pay Frank R. Stockton to reaveal the answer to his story, “The Lady, or the Tiger”.
The Lady, or the Tiger
(I think it’s the tiger myself.)
But anyway, what secret would you pay for?
A few bucks for bin Laden’s hiding place. Then I would turn around & sell that for the big reward!
Why i can’t get a girlfriend
Area 51
3rd Secret of the Lady of Medjugorje (spelling?)
How they cram all that graham into Golden Grahams cereal.
Perhaps these two are related . . .
The third word ending in…ah, shuttup!
I pay my friends maybe $20 for the secret of who left the giant TV on my lawn in high school.
The proceeds from the sale of the giant TV?
$10 if I could find out who put the ram in the ram-a-lama ding-dong. That and who killed JFK.
I’m not sure “Who killed JFK” is exactly trivial.
Ditto from Dallas, but I don’t think An Arky meant any disrespect. I would pay some big bucks to find out if it was really Lee Harvey Oswald.
I thought the 3rd secret of the lady of whatever was that the pope was going to be shot, and he did get shot.
Hmmm, interesting, but I don’t think that it would count as trivial, now would it. :dubious:
$20? No man, I’m talking big, big money here. What secret of complete unimportance would you pay thousands of dollars for?
I think I’d pay to find out how just how many licks it does take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
Yes, that’s correct. Although technically, it’s the third secret of Fatima.
THE MESSAGE OF FATIMA
Joel: Got paypal? I can get a Tootsie Roll Pop and we can settle this tomorrow.
Where Jimmy Hoffa is buried and who dunnit
What for? We already know the answer is three. Get with it, guys.
No, that’s two licks and a bite by that lazy-ass owl.
$2500.00 – What was in the brief case, in the movie Pulp Fiction.
$5000.00 – Who shot Bamby’s mother.
I’d pay $50,000 to find out what career will be hot in 10 years. Educated guesses do not count.