# What TV small town would you want to live in, and why? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 27, 2007, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tv-small-town-would-you-want-to-live-in-and-why/409657 "2007-06-27T17:35:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tv-small-town-would-you-want-to-live-in-and-why/409657/61 "2007-07-01T05:44:57Z")
Mayberry… Defintely, My trained pack of mercenaries would have that town under control in three days flat. We would make it a KAOS paradise… until that nasty Maxwell Smart showed up… FML ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tv-small-town-would-you-want-to-live-in-and-why/409657/62 "2007-07-01T10:59:55Z")
I’d go back a few years to Capeside, Mass., and tutor Katie Holmes in the path of non-wacko-scientologist righteousness. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tv-small-town-would-you-want-to-live-in-and-why/409657/63 "2007-07-01T11:08:02Z")
Royston Vasey ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tv-small-town-would-you-want-to-live-in-and-why/409657/64 "2007-07-01T11:17:08Z")
[QUOTE=Trion] I would live in **Cicily, Alaska.** [/QUOTE] I second that!!! Early years, not the later seasons… ---
**Author:** ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tv-small-town-would-you-want-to-live-in-and-why/409657/65 "2007-07-01T11:26:48Z")
I wanna live in whatever corner of LA that The L Word takes place in. Very similar to the Friends/Seinfeld New York, but with the added bonus that 95% of the women are gorgeous lesbians. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tv-small-town-would-you-want-to-live-in-and-why/409657/66 "2007-07-01T11:44:53Z")
Wellsville, home of Pete and Pete. ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tv-small-town-would-you-want-to-live-in-and-why/409657/67 "2007-07-01T14:31:15Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] Wellsville, home of Pete and Pete. [/QUOTE] Seconded! ---
**Author:** ![Charger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@Charger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charger)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tv-small-town-would-you-want-to-live-in-and-why/409657/68 "2007-07-01T22:44:41Z")
[QUOTE=BobLibDem] I’d go for Hazzard- take up auto body repair and make a fortune. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=control-z] Yeah but you’ve always got the county commissioner trying to rip you off and high-speed chases on every road in the county at some time or another. But then there’s Daisy and the Boar’s Nest where all these big name country artists are pursuaded to play, so I guess it’s not so bad. [/QUOTE] I’d live in Hazzard. The cars never need gas, and are indestructible. Actually, cars get damaged, but can be fixed in about a 24 hour turnaround, usually less, no matter how bad the damage. And, if your daddy taught you how to drive from his moonshine runnin’ days, you’d be able to jump cars every time with no problems. And the good guys always win. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tv-small-town-would-you-want-to-live-in-and-why/409657/69 "2007-07-01T22:48:30Z")
What…no votes for Jericho, KS [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tv-small-town-would-you-want-to-live-in-and-why/409657.md?page=3)