# What Type Are You?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2010, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340 "2010-01-10T00:54:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/41 "2010-01-10T15:57:53Z")

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New Alphabet, he says. But it’s a horrible font.

If he had said Comic Sans, I’d have contemplated suicide.

There are only four yes-no questions, so there can only be 16 different types of people.

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**Author:** ![Headrush042](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Headrush042](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Headrush042)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/42 "2010-01-10T16:49:09Z")

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> [@NinetyWt](#):
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> After I put that in I get “you have answered these questions before”. I don’t get it. 😕

I think that means someone’s already done the test using your same First/Last name. Just change it a little (or a lot, doesn’t really matter) and try again.

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/43 "2010-01-10T17:00:12Z")

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Van Doesburg = obsessively fair-minded and belief in absolute equality, apparently!

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**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/44 "2010-01-10T17:05:09Z")

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Another Universal here. Disappointed that Lucida Sans Unicode Italic isn’t an option.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/45 "2010-01-10T17:07:30Z")

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I’m another Baskerville Italic. I used to work as a graphic artist and that font family was one of my favorites - elegant and very readable.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/46 "2010-01-10T17:08:16Z")

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It says I’m “Plastica,” which is bullshit because I _hate_ art deco, and apparently it doesn’t exist.

Tripler  
F\*ckin’ decapitated internet virtual phychologists. :mad:

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/47 "2010-01-10T17:11:27Z")

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New Alphabet. Hate it, hate it, HATE IT!!!

I wanna be Bifur. I have actually used Bifur, and that’s what I really am.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/48 "2010-01-10T19:03:18Z")

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> [@MoodIndigo1](#):
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> I’m Bifur. I sense that I might not belong at the SDMB. I’m an only child and an orphan \<sniff\>

Me too, we can form a support group.

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/49 "2010-01-10T19:38:16Z")

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> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#):
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> Literally!
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> [This website](http://www.pentagram.com/what-type-are-you/) asks you four questions, in an amusing way I might add, and determines your typeface. I am [Cooper Black Italic](http://new.myfonts.com/fonts/linotype/cooper-black/italic/)- something about being comfortable with my love handles! I like it- as the guy says, it’s all gentle curves and no sharpness. It’s nice. The password is character.
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> What font are you?

Me, too! Emotional, assertive, progressive, relaxed.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/50 "2010-01-10T19:50:44Z")

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> [@Jennyrosity](#):
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> Van Doesburg = obsessively fair-minded and belief in absolute equality, apparently!

Same here! Go us!!

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**Author:** ![Textual\_Intercourse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Textual\_Intercourse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Textual_Intercourse)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/51 "2010-01-10T20:17:29Z")

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Universal here. Seems like a decent enough font and the description was accurate to a point (though I attribute that more to chance than anything else.)

I liked the guy’s accent. It made me want to lay down on a couch and tell him about my childhood.

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**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/52 "2010-01-10T20:20:39Z")

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I’m Courier. I’m modern, but not overtly modern. I think that fits me well.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/53 "2010-01-10T23:12:34Z")

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Dot matrix. Ugh.

Emotional. understated, progressive, relaxed

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**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/54 "2010-01-10T23:20:44Z")

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I’m [Courier](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courier_%28typeface%29), someone who just can’t be bold 🙂

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**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/55 "2010-01-11T03:45:56Z")

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> [@torie](#):
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> I am [Birfur](http://www.identifont.com/samples/ihof/BifurB.gif) as well. I am forthright and one of the things I am forthright about is how many subtle and gentle ways there is to my forthrightness.
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> K.

Hah, I’m glad you exist, sister.

Fifty-six and **Attack from the 3rd Dimension** : we’re already a support group, and people ENVY us for our forthrightness.

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**Author:** ![Baby\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@Baby\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baby_Driver)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/56 "2010-01-11T08:48:08Z")

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I’m also Van Doesburg. Emotional, Assertive, Progressive, Disciplined. It’s sorta ugly, but not the worst of the fonts.

I thought the guy was sort of creepy myself. It’s ominous listening to his chair creak when he rocks back and forth if you make him wait for an answer. Although I liked it when he stirred his tea with increasing vitriol.

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**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/57 "2010-01-11T09:17:14Z")

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> [@MoodIndigo1](#):
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> Hah, I’m glad you exist, sister.
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> Fifty-six and **Attack from the 3rd Dimension** : we’re already a support group, and people ENVY us for our forthrightness.

Way to be forthright. We LIKE that quality around here.

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**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/58 "2010-01-11T16:15:29Z")

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Van Doesburg here, as well. It apparently expresses strength of form and firmness of purpose. And you’re brutally fair and believe in equality.

So… I’m a commie? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Picard\_Kills\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@Picard\_Kills\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Picard_Kills_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/59 "2010-01-11T17:00:26Z")

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I am Courier. At first I was like “WTF, I _hate_ courier!” But now that I think about it, I think its a pretty good definition of my character.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-are-you/524340/60 "2010-01-11T17:10:46Z")

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I got Courier. But I am totally Copperplate.

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