# What type of sexual are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 22, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062 "2013-05-22T20:25:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/21 "2013-05-22T22:15:28Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Bi. No, Vanna, for the ten thousandth time, it’s “\*Buh-\*bye!” ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/22 "2013-05-22T22:17:05Z")
I was gonna say hyper but given the options, homo. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/23 "2013-05-22T22:24:43Z")
Hetero. I cannot imagine anything that would cause me to be physically attracted to a guy. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/24 "2013-05-22T22:33:18Z")
Is an asexual person interested in masturbation or does asexual mean uninterested in any kind of sex? I’m a hetero, BTW. A remarkably unsuccessful one but hetero none the less. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Made_French_Toast_For_You)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/25 "2013-05-22T22:33:22Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I’m 95% hetero. I’ve never had sex with another guy but the idea doesn’t repel me; it’s just that women are soooooo pretty. This is me, except 95% homo. I’ll have sex with pretty women, but only after pretty men become extinct. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/26 "2013-05-22T23:16:46Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > In theory or in practice? Damn I missed an opportunity for a line. Ok let’s try again. For the sake of the question, how drunk am I? ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/27 "2013-05-23T01:47:29Z")
Hetero but wish I was asexual. Women have been nothing but trouble for me. ---
**Author:** ![diggerwam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@diggerwam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diggerwam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/28 "2013-05-23T01:48:04Z")
I would call myself 95% hetero. I can visualize myself enjoying some homo acts but seeing I’m a long term married fella, it won’t happen. But I’m not totally grossed out by the homo stuff like a lot of other guys claim. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/29 "2013-05-23T01:51:53Z")
Homosexual male here, but I’ve had some pretty vivid fantasies and dreams involving women. Don’t think I’ll ever act on them though. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/30 "2013-05-23T02:07:00Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > For the sake of the question, how drunk am I? You’re on your third tequila sunrise and are giggling at things that aren’t funny. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/31 "2013-05-23T02:14:42Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Hetero but wish I was asexual. Wanna switch? ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/32 "2013-05-23T02:32:49Z")
I failed the Kinsey gay quiz ☹ It doesn’t know what I am. I love men, love their bodies but I can appreciate a beautiful woman. ---
**Author:** ![AngelSoft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angelsoft/32/440_2.png) [@AngelSoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelSoft)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/33 "2013-05-23T03:53:06Z")
I went ahead and voted asexual but I’m really not even sure. I mean, I like being in relationships and the romance and stuff but I don’t like sex. I have no desire for it and actually have some emotional issues regarding it. So…I don’t know what I would be classified? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/34 "2013-05-23T04:03:49Z")
Hetro. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/35 "2013-05-23T04:11:43Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I’m 95% hetero. I’ve never had sex with another guy but the idea doesn’t repel me; it’s just that women are soooooo pretty. I’m with **Skald** ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/36 "2013-05-23T04:17:17Z")
Well geez. I feel like I’m closed-minded or something to admit that I’m 100% hetero. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/37 "2013-05-23T04:34:00Z")
Bi’s as much detail as you’re going to get out of me here. Reality is a bit more complicated than that. ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/38 "2013-05-23T05:03:03Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Well geez. I feel like I’m closed-minded or something to admit that I’m 100% hetero. ☹ Not me, because I’d be a lesbian in a second if I could. Or at least bisexual, but I think I’d rather just be a lesbian. ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/39 "2013-05-23T05:07:20Z")
I tried being"bi" a couple times with women who were close friends. I liked playing with their boobies but anything from the waist down was like beep! beep! detour ahead. There’s nothing better than getting nailed so hard you have to give a discreet cough 🆒 if you you know what I mean. (Like you feel it from the bottom up into your throat.) ---
**Author:** ![Mathematics](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@Mathematics](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mathematics)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062/40 "2013-05-23T05:44:15Z")
I’m bisexual. It’s perfect for me. I can’t imagine being "uni"sexual (is there a word for that?) or asexual. I’m pretty much evenly bisexual though I prefer to date women (homosexual relationship). Interesting poll. I’d always perceived that more gay and bisexual people were on this board than in the general population and that does seem to be the case here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-type-of-sexual-are-you/659062.md?page=3)