# What types of porn are people searching for? \[NSFW\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 3, 2007, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542 "2007-04-03T11:03:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/21 "2007-04-03T22:00:57Z")
If this is some sort of poll, put me down for D/s and lots of lesbians. Latex ain’t bad either. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/22 "2007-04-03T23:35:58Z")
[QUOTE=xtisme] Or chuncky/chubby/fat (whatever its called) porn. It seems I’m always getting junk mail about this…yet it doesn’t seem popular, at least wrt what the OP is saying. I’d think, at least in America, it would be, er, hugely popular. 😛 (no idea what the debate is…just thought I’d toss that out) -XT [/QUOTE] well of course, if it’s being sent to your mailbox, why would you need to search for it? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/23 "2007-04-04T01:02:25Z")
[QUOTE=Evil One] What about this title…which caused me to nearly collapse from convulsive laughter? “Ninety and Naughty” You should have seen the photo. [/QUOTE] No, I shouldn’t have. Trust me on this. (Where’s that ‘barf’ smiley when you need one?) When I’m 90, I hope I’m still a horny old goat, but I sure wouldn’t want to see pix of me in action at that age. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/24 "2007-04-04T01:08:25Z")
[QUOTE=Taber] well of course, if it’s being sent to your mailbox, why would you need to search for it? [/QUOTE] lol…well, thats probably a good point at that. 😛 However, those who like that kind of thing and are not as fortunate as I to have to constantly put in their junk mail folder may still need to do some kind of search I would assume. IS this a poll? -XT ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/25 "2007-04-04T02:18:46Z")
With all these people looking for “teen porn” and “teen sex” I guess there must be a lot of twenty year old women feeling desperate and lonely now that their peak years are past. Ladies, I feel your pain. Call me. This offer is open to women over twenty as well. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/26 "2007-04-04T02:52:27Z")
[QUOTE=tomndebb] Are you looking for information? Opinions? A debate? With what as the thesis? [/QUOTE] Does “free bestiality” really _need_ a thesis? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/27 "2007-04-04T03:49:39Z")
So where’s the [hobbit porn?!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5754345&highlight=hobbit+porn#post5754345) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/28 "2007-04-04T03:55:34Z")
Well, one thing that seems pretty clear from those stats is that whatever form of entertainment people want to find online, they want it “free”. THAT bit should surprise absolutely noone. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/29 "2007-04-04T04:02:44Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] So where’s the [hobbit porn?!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5754345&highlight=hobbit+porn#post5754345) [/QUOTE] I do remember reading in a thread of porno movies names about **The Lord of the G-string** [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323108/](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323108/) > [@](#): > > A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers. :smack: I guess this confirms Rule 34. > **[Urban Dictionary: Rule 34](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+34)** > > Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be. Only one known exception: rule 34 itself. > [@](#): > > Rule 34 > Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. ---
**Author:** ![Gentle\_Robot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gentle\_Robot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gentle_Robot)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/30 "2007-04-04T04:55:43Z")
[QUOTE=xtisme] Or chuncky/chubby/fat (whatever its called) porn. It seems I’m always getting junk mail about this…yet it doesn’t seem popular, at least wrt what the OP is saying. I’d think, at least in America, it would be, er, hugely popular. 😛 (no idea what the debate is…just thought I’d toss that out) -XT [/QUOTE] plumper ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/31 "2007-04-04T05:38:19Z")
I think “BBW” is the phrase/category. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/32 "2007-04-04T09:59:55Z")
[QUOTE=lowbrass] An animal can’t really consent to sex; I’d say that’s the main reason why it’s wrong. Some behaviors would be immoral no matter _how_ many people fantasized about doing it - rape, for example. So how does this affect the discussion on gay rights? Not at all. [/QUOTE] This is a hijack, but so what about the consent when it’s an animal? We can already hitch it to a plough or a cart, or ride it over fences, or steal its fur or its milk, or cage it and make it run its reproductive cycle once a day just so we can eat the product, or feed it medicines that we’re debugging, or kill it for meat or hide or _fun_, all without its consent, so why choke on the gnat when it comes to fucking it? Very properly we consider consent to be paramount when it’s a matter of human rights, but it’s bizarre to even think it applies to an animal. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/33 "2007-04-04T13:08:23Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] This is a hijack, but so what about the consent when it’s an animal? We can already hitch it to a plough or a cart, or ride it over fences, or steal its fur or its milk, or cage it and make it run its reproductive cycle once a day just so we can eat the product, or feed it medicines that we’re debugging, or kill it for meat or hide or _fun_, all without its consent, so why choke on the gnat when it comes to fucking it? Very properly we consider consent to be paramount when it’s a matter of human rights, but it’s bizarre to even think it applies to an animal. [/QUOTE] [sarcasm on] Because sex is DIfferent. Sex is BEAUTIFUL and MAGICAL and an EXPRESSION OF LOOOOOOOOOVE! :rolleyes: [/sarcasm off. . . maybe] ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/34 "2007-04-04T14:54:54Z")
More people by far search for preteen models than teen porn… :eek: -FrL- ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/35 "2007-04-04T15:03:46Z")
Isn’t that illegal? How can websites advertise such stuff? (I’m a bit out of things here) -XT ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/36 "2007-04-04T15:37:58Z")
[QUOTE=Sage Rat] I suspect that you’ll do better figuring out the numbers by looking up the number of sites that support a particular fetish, rather than the number of searches. [/QUOTE] It turns out, there are very few sites that support the underage stuff. It seems like a lot at first but they all end you up in the same couple of sites, all Eastern European or Russian. The number of searches for teen porn should be taken with a grain of salt because the results are not only liable to get you anything, including 90-yr-olds, but the definition of “teen” seems to stretch to nearly thirty. Even the ones guaranteeing real teens are loaded with disclaimers that all of the models were at least 18 when their pictures were taken. Disclaimer: The creepy, underage junk is not to my taste. I was doing REAL research for a friend who was writing a novel that has a publisher and a release date and can be sent through the mail without a plain, brown wrapper. And my research was limited to free sites in English I could get to fairly easily because, when the pay for all my work, viral damage to my system, and personal damage to my reputation is a free copy of the book (“But it will be _autographed!_”), there are limits to what I’m willing to do. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/37 "2007-04-04T17:17:55Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] With all these people looking for “teen porn” and “teen sex” I guess there must be a lot of twenty year old women feeling desperate and lonely now that their peak years are past. Ladies, I feel your pain. Call me. This offer is open to women over twenty as well. [/QUOTE] Maybe they’re holding out for someone who doesn’t have the word “little” as part of his name. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/38 "2007-04-04T17:59:27Z")
[QUOTE=dropzone] the definition of “teen” seems to stretch to nearly thirty [/QUOTE] I think that “teen” mostly just means “hasn’t had a boob job.” ---
**Author:** ![lowbrass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dc4da7/32.png) [@lowbrass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lowbrass)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/39 "2007-04-04T18:16:15Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] This is a hijack, but so what about the consent when it’s an animal? We can already hitch it to a plough or a cart, or ride it over fences, or steal its fur or its milk, or cage it and make it run its reproductive cycle once a day just so we can eat the product, or feed it medicines that we’re debugging, or kill it for meat or hide or _fun_, all without its consent, so why choke on the gnat when it comes to fucking it? Very properly we consider consent to be paramount when it’s a matter of human rights, but it’s bizarre to even think it applies to an animal. [/QUOTE] I suppose _all_ of those things are immoral. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542/40 "2007-04-04T20:44:19Z")
[QUOTE=Sage Rat] I think that “teen” mostly just means “hasn’t had a boob job.” [/QUOTE] That strikes me as the most profound explanation I’ve ever seen on the subject. Well done sir. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-types-of-porn-are-people-searching-for-nsfw/398542.md?page=3)