# What username would you choose if you were of the opposite gender? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 25, 2011, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906 "2011-01-25T11:05:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/1 "2011-01-25T11:05:31Z")
I’d go with **Poxy Strumpet** – it appeals to me for some reason **Doll Tearsheet** – It’s the Shakespearean in me. or **Clytemnestra** – 'cause it’s intimidating to those who know their classics, and sounds like a venereal disease to those who don’t. How 'bout you? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/2 "2011-01-25T11:16:22Z")
Probably **The Woman with the Golden Gun**. I know, I’m a creative mofo. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/3 "2011-01-25T13:07:57Z")
rgb. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/4 "2011-01-25T13:09:01Z")
**Ruth Adams** , maybe? Naahhhh – I’d want a better role model. Maybe **Ellie Arroway** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/5 "2011-01-25T13:15:33Z")
I’d still be a twickster. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/6 "2011-01-25T13:18:16Z")
**GoodTOIJ** No, not a typo. ---
**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/7 "2011-01-25T13:35:39Z")
**RandyFerret69** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/8 "2011-01-25T13:56:12Z")
Tits McGee. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/9 "2011-01-25T14:37:30Z")
nocluegirl or maybe goo ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/10 "2011-01-25T14:54:51Z")
I’d be too busy feeling myself up in front of a mirror to sign up for the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/11 "2011-01-25T14:55:28Z")
**Panurga** ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/12 "2011-01-25T15:00:00Z")
Evil Captor! It’s gender-free! Of course, there’s Evil Captress, but … so cheesy. So … Evil Captress. Yeah. Cause I likes the cheese! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/13 "2011-01-25T15:05:22Z")
[**Ninkasi**](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninkasi) ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/14 "2011-01-25T16:30:30Z")
I’d be reluctant to signal I’m a woman online. The [white-knighting](http://encyclopediadramatica.com/White_Knighting) and faux niceness would get tedious – not that sdmb is a bastion for either. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/15 "2011-01-25T16:37:02Z")
[Charlie-Xmas](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whistle_Down_the_Wind_(musical)#Songs) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/16 "2011-01-25T16:37:24Z")
Girls’ names? This week I’m feeling partial to: **Pauline Corpus** or **Fanny Bias** or **Vagina O’Doom** ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/17 "2011-01-25T16:49:54Z")
**Nagnasty** ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/18 "2011-01-25T16:50:05Z")
**kaylasmom99** ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/19 "2011-01-25T17:16:40Z")
Ataraxia ---
**Author:** ![Kalypso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/df705f/32.png) [@Kalypso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalypso)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/20 "2011-01-25T17:17:49Z")
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