# What username would you choose if you were of the opposite gender? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 25, 2011, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906 "2011-01-25T11:05:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/61 "2011-01-27T04:43:22Z")
No idea. I’m open to suggestions, just in case the world changes I need to adjust. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![JpnDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@JpnDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JpnDude)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/62 "2011-01-27T05:06:19Z")
**JpnDudette**? Or perhaps: **JpnChik** **JpnGyaru** ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/63 "2011-01-27T05:32:24Z")
Mine’s pretty obvious. Or maybe I could fix it and be called “Laid Him on the Green.” Of course then people would be curious as to who “he” is, and why he got lucky. ---
**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/64 "2011-01-27T11:57:25Z")
Excref? Everyone seems to assume I’m a guy anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/65 "2011-01-27T15:34:01Z")
Hard to say…“Hal Bydalton” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/66 "2011-01-27T15:46:49Z")
**Veronica Harmonica** ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/67 "2011-01-27T16:02:55Z")
**mr. koeeoaddi** ---
**Author:** ![CrimeThink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90db22/32.png) [@CrimeThink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrimeThink)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/68 "2011-01-27T18:41:17Z")
CrimePink? ---
**Author:** ![sunstone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunstone/32/3372_2.png) [@sunstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunstone)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/69 "2011-01-28T02:27:40Z")
Moonstone ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/70 "2011-01-28T14:26:19Z")
> [@Hades](#): > > Persephone, I guess. [Sadly, already taken](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=243208)☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/71 "2011-01-28T14:41:34Z")
Maybe he can use **Proserpine** instead. Or **Kore** , although that one ambiguously applies to several figures. There are several variations of the name given on her Wikipedia page. Or **Queen of the Underworld** ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/72 "2011-01-28T15:06:07Z")
That reminds me, \*\*[Kali/B] would be badass - but I probably wouldn’t use it for fear of bad mojo. ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906/73 "2011-01-28T15:50:19Z")
venice… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-username-would-you-choose-if-you-were-of-the-opposite-gender/568906.md?page=3)