# What utterly impossible sexual fantasies do you have? (Way TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 20, 2008, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-utterly-impossible-sexual-fantasies-do-you-have-way-tmi/473618 "2008-11-20T05:34:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-utterly-impossible-sexual-fantasies-do-you-have-way-tmi/473618/1 "2008-11-20T05:34:35Z")
I don’t mean just things that you would never get to do, like having a sixsome with your five favorite celebrities. I mean things that are truly **impossible** by all anatomical, mechanical or physical laws, at least unless you were genetically engineered, a shape-shifter or a traveler to alternate universes. Ok, my thread so I have to post an example: In some of my fantasies…I have an animal penis. By which I mean that instead of a normal human penis, I have a sheath out of which when I’m aroused sprouts a long, thick bright red phallus like an oversized dog cock. Not that I’m a furry; I’m a normal human except for my penis. Usually in these scenerios I’m in a fantasy forest world in which elves, fairies, dryads, assorted semi-humans and other female denizens of the forest find my equipment irresistable. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-utterly-impossible-sexual-fantasies-do-you-have-way-tmi/473618/2 "2008-11-20T06:02:52Z")
\ WAY too far TMI. Closed. \