I remember seeing SotL at the theatre. Windsor Park Mall, San Antonio, TX (blatent TX promotion) 
I had just finished my first tour in the army and was bulletproof and back in college. Between semesters (Spring and Summer I). I They made us clear out of the dorms for two weeks so I was crashing at my friend John’s pad on his couch. Problem was, his other friend Chris was also crashing there due to a bad g/f thing at the time (it’s okay; they got back together).
Friend John went out to work the 3-12 shift. His bud Chris had the night off. Chris was a bouncer at the local meat market dance club. 6’ 10" or so, about 250 lbs and BIG. He was a pretty boy (as was John) but nobody messed with Chris. He also did some kind of martial arts, but we didn’t know each other that well. I had seen him at the club a few times, so we knew each other before I moved in. But, together? We looked like Mutt and Jeff.
Several times during this period, Chris and I had lots of time to spend alone. (I also remember it was when Gorbachev was ‘kidnapped’ by his own gov’t and later watched that story come to resolution, but I digress.) Still not totally comfy with each other, we’re just making small talk. It’s about 9:00 PM. We casually agree to walk about 6 miles to the mall to see this movie, because we could probably make it for the midnight movie. Of course, we stop at the Sleven for more beer to sneak into the movie. (Oh, did I mention we had been drinking?) Neither one of us had any idea what the movie was about, but since this Russia thing was going on there would be nothing else on TV, this was probably the only movie we’d be able to make it in time. I think it was a Monday.
So we pull out the old Rand McNally map and scout out the trip. We mapped out one way to the mall that intersected with the Sleven to get to the mall, and another *different *route to return home. The map said that IIRC Starcrest Drive would be the best and most direct way home.
Get Beer. Get to Movies. We arrived just as the previous showing was ending and hear the “friend for dinner line.” Credits begin to roll. We have no clue what this line means.
Ten minutes later, lights go down and our show starts. Pretty strange and boring lead in, FBI academy and weird titles that I could have probably made better in ASCII code (I know, I know). I think “Oh, man, this is going to be a dog.”
Movie ensues.
Chris and I are just pounding sauce and aren’t really into it until the autopsy. I was big and bad because I had just left a hospital assignment and had seen dead bodies all the time. Chris wants to make sure he doesn’t look like a wimp and toughs it out.
Then dude lures in the Senator’s daughter. We looked at each other and just agreed “HE JUST KIDNAPPED HER?!?!?” Both being manly men, we were now pissed and hoped the FBI could rain down hell upon him.
Then the movie just goes on. Methodical manipulation, crucifixion, elevator escape, ambulance ride…WHOOOOAAA!!!
Then Jodie Foster finds the daughter. WHOOOOAAA!!!
…again with the “friend for dinner” line. NOW we get it. :smack:
We leave the movie. It’s now like about 2 AM. Neither one of us want to show how shaken we are. We both Cowboy Up and start to walk along the pre-planned WELL LIT route back home.
We get about 2 miles. Starcrest Road ends in a T-Intersection. Turns out we read the map wrong. The “rest” of Starcrest road was “proposed” on this map, and we had about 3 miles of woods to walk through.
Still in macho mode, we figure “no problem” and forge ahead. We’ve got a basic direction (based upon the moon, my excellent army Land Navigation skills being put to use, and *of course, *Chris trusts me, because I’m an army guy.
I think it was about only five minutes walking through the woods that he and I started to have the conversation that most guys have had.
“Are you scared?”
“Hell, no… are you?”
“Fuckin’ A, no I’m not… Why?”
“Well, it’s dark. Are you sure where you’re going?”
“Of course. Look we just follow the moon …” (points up) The trees are now to thick to see the moon. “Well, we just keep going this way.”
“Are you *sure *you know where you’re going?”
Cue animal sounds and strong winds making things just a bit creepy.
This conversation continues, but I’m not willing to give up my man card to describe the rest.
FINALLY, after walking through the trees, we emerge on the backside of the parking lot to the apartment. We both climb the fence and start the walk through the well-lit parking lot and back to the apartment.
Friend John just happens to be taking out the trash and sees us walking through the parking lot. We are holding hands. We are both quite …um…nervous.
He says hey and wonders where we were and then looks at us. We unclasp our hands and say “oh, we just went to the movies. You got any beer?”
Chris and I remained friends for a good while after that, but I don’t ever remember speaking to him about this movie ever again.