# What was the first thing you ever ordered from Amazon?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 6, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020 "2009-01-06T01:23:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/1 "2009-01-06T01:23:12Z")

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Inspired by [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=500222).

I went back and checked. It was **The Avengers Emma Peel Mega-Set** on DVD. How about you?

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**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/2 "2009-01-06T01:28:13Z")

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Back in January 2000, it was a book for work:

Customer Satisfaction Is Worthless, Customer Loyalty Is Priceless : How to Make Customers Love You, Keep Them Coming Back and Tell Everyone They Know

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**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/3 "2009-01-06T01:33:39Z")

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October 2001: 3-volume set of Richard Feynman’s Lectures on Physics, for my husband’s birthday.

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/4 "2009-01-06T01:43:19Z")

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A Conair folding ceramic hair dryer. Red, to match my decor.  
I was late to the Amazon game…my earliest order was 2007!

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/5 "2009-01-06T01:45:31Z")

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An extremely unmemorable book called _The Bookman’s Wake_ by John Dunning. All I remember about it is that it was disappointing. Bought in March, 1998. (WTF was I doing buying books on Amazon when I was a broke college student?!)

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/6 "2009-01-06T01:46:45Z")

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_Shamanic Princess_ DVD set. I haven’t bought a lot online, so it’s kinda easy to remember what I have gotten that way.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/7 "2009-01-06T01:55:27Z")

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Hmmm…seems it was one order with Christmas shopping for various folks in November 1998.

> [@](#):
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> 1 of: Antarctic Antics : A Book of Penguin Poems
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> 1 of: Great Feuds in Science : Ten of the Liveliest Disputes Ever
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> 1 of: The New York Times 5th Giant Sunday Crossword Puzzle Book : 200 Sunday Puzzles
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> 1 of: The Boston Globe Sunday Crossword Puzzles
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> 1 of: Jazz for Dummies (For Dummies)

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/8 "2009-01-06T01:57:22Z")

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The Lion King DVD for my little cousin a year or so ago. It never came.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/9 "2009-01-06T01:57:36Z")

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[Apple: The Inside Story of Intrigue, Egomania, and Business Blunders](http://www.amazon.com/dp/0788190687), in 1997. Steady customer ever since (and an employee for several years).

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**Author:** ![Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Ian\_D.Bergkamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ian_D.Bergkamp)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/10 "2009-01-06T02:01:35Z")

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On January 3, 1997, I ordered [The Comic Book Heroes: The First History of Modern Comic Books - From the Silver Age to the Present](http://www.amazon.com/Comic-Book-Heroes-History-Present/dp/0761503935/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1231206733&sr=8-2). I’m no longer a comic geek, but I still have the book and remember it being a fun read.

I looked through the other years and, surprisingly to me, I’ve ordered only about 10 items from Amazon since then. I would have suspected the number was three or four times that.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/11 "2009-01-06T02:02:39Z")

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Hmm. Appears I’ve been shopping online for quite a while.

The Gutenberg bible in 1462.

Seriously though. March 2001, _VBScript Unleashed_.

Then in June, Half Life: Blueshift, _They Call Me Trinity_, and _Trinity is Still My Name_.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/12 "2009-01-06T02:04:26Z")

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Three Babylon 5 books ordered in October 1999: _Deadly Relations : Bester Ascendant_; _Final Reckoning : The Fate of Bester_; and _Dark Genesis : The Birth of the Psi Corps_. I barely remember reading them.

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/13 "2009-01-06T02:08:02Z")

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_The Straight Dope Tells All_. April of 1998. Yes, really.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/14 "2009-01-06T02:09:32Z")

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In March of 2000, a recording (on 2 CDs) of Mendelssohn’s _Elijah_, sung in English.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/15 "2009-01-06T02:11:57Z")

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Dave Barry’s Greatest Hits in March 1998. I believe i had a $5 certificate for new customers, and I wanted to try out this new-fangled “internet shopping” thing.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/16 "2009-01-06T02:16:29Z")

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> [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](#):
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> _The Straight Dope Tells All_. April of 1998. Yes, really.

December 1997  
1 of: The Straight Dope : A Compendium of Human Knowledge

(Actually, the second order, but within a few days of the first.)

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/17 "2009-01-06T02:21:56Z")

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Papazian’s _Complete Joy of Homebrewing_  
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Sartre’s _Being and Nothingness_

I guess this was in my drunk philosopher phase…

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/18 "2009-01-06T02:25:08Z")

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March 21, 2001: [How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? (Paperback)](http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1231208629&sr=8-1)

Strangely, I’ve felt just fine ever since.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/19 "2009-01-06T02:33:21Z")

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December 19, 1998: _A Clash of Kings_ by George R. R. Martin and _Blind Voices_ by Tom Reamy

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/20 "2009-01-06T02:34:37Z")

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Order Date: February 5, 1997  
\* 1 of: Unbuilding  
Sold by: [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com), LLC  
\* 1 of: Tube : The Invention of Television  
Sold by: [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com), LLC

Still have them both, and love [Unbuilding](http://www.amazon.com/Unbuilding-Sandpiper-David-Macaulay/dp/0395454255/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1231209228&sr=8-2) dearly

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