# What was the first thing you ever ordered from Amazon?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 6, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020 "2009-01-06T01:23:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/21 "2009-01-06T02:38:16Z")

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February 5, 2002: The Simpsons - The Complete First Season

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/22 "2009-01-06T03:08:20Z")

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Weezer’s _Maladroit_. One of my favorite albums of all time.

I still remember being impressed by how quickly it arrived.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/23 "2009-01-06T03:26:36Z")

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_Ethics in Psychology: Professional Standards and Cases._ Sheer pleasure from cover to cover.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/24 "2009-01-06T03:28:44Z")

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Oct 7, 1999. Hubby and I ordered:

Manifestoes of Surrealism  
Regular Polytopes  
Allegro Non Troppo  
Two Guys Fooling Around With the Moon  
Channel’s Destiny  
Timequake  
Afterage

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/25 "2009-01-06T03:33:14Z")

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In August 2003: a CD of Palestrina’s _Missa Ave Regina Caelorum_

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/26 "2009-01-06T03:38:04Z")

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Order Date: September 10, 1998

Items:

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* 1 of: Brain Lock : Free Yourself from Obsessive-Compulsive Behavior : A Four-Step Self-Treatment Method to Change Your Brain Chemistry
  Sold by: Amazon.com, LLC

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Didn’t work. Not really the big problem I’ve since found out. Whatever. But cool to look back, nonetheless.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/27 "2009-01-06T03:42:04Z")

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_Sassy, Single and Satisfied: Secrets to Loving the Life You’re Living_

I never finished it.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/28 "2009-01-06T04:13:16Z")

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“Douglas Adams’s Starship Titanic”, March 1998

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/29 "2009-01-06T04:15:03Z")

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Apparently the first time I used Amazon was to order a birthday gift for Mom.

September 2002: Kindred the Embraced - The Complete series.

I can’t believe that my first order was that recent, though. I was using ebay by 1999.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/30 "2009-01-06T04:22:04Z")

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The first thing I ordered was several things…

Items:

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* 1 of: Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid (20th anniversary edition with a new preface by the author)

* 1 of: Stop Thinking and Start Living

* 1 of: The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat

* 1 of: Introducing NLP Neuro-Linguistic Programming

* 1 of: Logitech Pilot Wheel Mouse Optical

```

Number 1 on that list. I still haven’t finished reading. It’s a big and complex book. I think number 2 on that list must have been rubbish because I don’t remember it.  
And I still know next to nothing about NLP.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/31 "2009-01-06T04:23:23Z")

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11/1/2001: [Axe Victim](http://www.amazon.com/Axe-Victim-Be-Bop-Deluxe/dp/B000006ST5/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1231215570&sr=8-1)

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/32 "2009-01-06T04:27:54Z")

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On my birthday in 1998 (I think I received a gift certificate):

Items:

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* 1 of: The Halloween Man
  Sold by: Amazon.com, LLC
* 1 of: Where the Heart Is
  Sold by: Amazon.com, LLC
* 1 of: Midwives: A Novel
  Sold by: Amazon.com, LLC
* 1 of: The Gift of Fear : Survival Signals That Protect Us from Violence
  Sold by: Amazon.com, LLC

```

It was a little sad, though, looking back and seeing toys I had ordered for my girls’ Christmas gifts. Playskool and Fisher Price stuff - now they’re pretty much just into electronics. Sometimes I miss the baby/toddler years. ☹

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/33 "2009-01-06T04:39:19Z")

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November 14, 2000

Big Star, #1 Record/Radio City

Toy Matinee in DTS Surround Sound

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/34 "2009-01-06T04:42:50Z")

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1999  
1 of: The Straight Dope Tells All (Ha! What do I win?)  
Sold by: [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com), LLC  
1 of: Away Games : The Life and Times of a Latin Ball Player (Biography of Miguel Tejada - then playing for the Oakland A’s - great story.)  
Sold by: [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com), LLC  
1 of: The Dreyfus Affair : A Love Story (I have NO recollection of this book.)

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/35 "2009-01-06T04:54:24Z")

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February 3, 2000

Minnie and Moo Go to Paris

Maisy at the Farm

(for my daughter, not quite 3 at the time)

The Day I Swapped My Dad for 2 Goldfish (for my son, then 6)

The Tick : Mighty Blue Justice! (for **Mama Zappa** )

**Mama Zappa** was Amazoning for a couple of years at that point, but this was my first foray. The books were on my desk within 48 hours!!

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/36 "2009-01-06T04:55:55Z")

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According to Amazon’s website it was a copy of the Illiad on June 10, 1999.

I’m not sure that’s correct. I’m fairly certain it would have been back in 1998. I probably used a different logon that’ i’ve long forgotten.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/37 "2009-01-06T05:03:26Z")

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The Art of Spirited Away - a Christmas present for my sister.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/38 "2009-01-06T05:42:32Z")

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It doesn’t go back far enough to show the first thing I bought. The earliest thing I bought still listed was Beginning Visual Basic 6 in 1998. Then I didn’t buy anything in 1999, bought a shitload in 2000, and have bought very little since.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/39 "2009-01-06T05:49:06Z")

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January 26, 2000:

[ul]  
[li]1 of: Go[/li]Sold by: [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com), LLC  
[li]1 of: The Fragile [EXPLICIT LYRICS] [DOUBLE CD][/li]Sold by: [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com), LLC  
[/ul]

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-thing-you-ever-ordered-from-amazon/480020/40 "2009-01-06T05:51:26Z")

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Season 2 of Buffy, in September of 2004. I’d just gone away to school, gotten a credit card, and was free to indulge my vampiric habits without my parent’s scorn.

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