# What was the first word?

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**Created:** [January 9, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965 "2012-01-09T20:36:19Z")\
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> [@Filbert](#):
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> Some monkeys do have different calls for different predators, to differentiate between predators that can’t climb well (eg. tigers), predators that can’t run well (eg. snakes) and eagles.  
> Do they count as words?

So, do the calls refer to the predators or do they mean “Climb!” “Run!” and “Hide!”.

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> [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](#):
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> So, do the calls refer to the predators or do they mean “Climb!” “Run!” and “Hide!”.

Dunno about monkeys, but the communication of prairie dogs have been in the news a lot recently, and their calls certainly seem to refer to different predators. In fact, they can apparently even [differentiate between humans in different colored shirts](http://www.npr.org/2011/01/20/132650631/new-language-discovered-prairiedogese).

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965/23 "2012-01-10T00:48:28Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Language ain’t my specialty, but I know that there has been suggestion that the first “words” weren’t “words” as we would call them at all, bu “modifiers” to various calls, suggesting things like “near” and “far”.  
> On a more conventional front, because “mama” is one of the earliest sounds a baby makes (and, somewhat to a lesser degree, “papa” or “dada”), and because these words are surprisingly similar across languages, these might be the first words.
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> [Mama and papa - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mama_and_papa)

[Babies vocalize](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babbling) all the sounds they will ever use in language before they ever say an actual word. The earliest sound, that is not a cry, isn’t an mmm sound, usually bbb or ggg because they are easier to form by wild little mouths.

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965/24 "2012-01-10T04:14:44Z")

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I’m gonna guess either “ma” or similar or else “NO!!!”

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965/25 "2012-01-10T04:25:01Z")

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**What was the first word?**

Logos, of course, as stated in [John 1:1](http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%201:1;&version=KJV):

> [@John](#):
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> In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965/26 "2012-01-10T04:57:47Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> AAAaarrgghhh!

No no no, it’s more in the back of the throat. “aaarrrrrrrrrrgggghh”

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965/27 "2012-01-10T05:42:32Z")

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Fap

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965/28 "2012-01-10T06:33:29Z")

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> [@Balance](#):
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> We could get into fuzzy questions about what constitutes a word, as opposed to a non-word vocalization, but I’m just going to go ahead and guess that it was a word for “snake”.

I’ll second this one.

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An only slightly related but interesting article I read yesterday suggesting that some basic parts of language are universal: [http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21128211.600-kiki-or-bouba-in-search-of-languages-missing-link.html](http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21128211.600-kiki-or-bouba-in-search-of-languages-missing-link.html)

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965/30 "2012-01-10T15:23:15Z")

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I think the first word could be translated as ‘there!’ or ‘warning!’ (or basically, ‘for fuck’s sake, pay attention!’)

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965/31 "2012-01-10T15:26:40Z")

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P.U.

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965/32 "2012-01-10T15:27:59Z")

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> [@MostlyClueless](#):
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> I think the first word could be translated as ‘there!’ or ‘warning!’ (or basically, ‘for fuck’s sake, pay attention!’)

Like I suggested before: “Umgawa!”

Of course, if you go by the Tarzan movies, it can also mean:

Cheetah, bring me a banana  
Jane, wanna fuck?  
Where did I leave my big-ass knife  
Y’all lions get out of my way, goddammit  
Who’s for dinner?

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965/33 "2012-01-10T15:35:42Z")

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I’d be curious to know when folks started giving each other and pets names. I understand naming things as descriptors (man, dog, etc) but it’s one thing to say, “That’s a dog” and quite another to say,“That dog’s name is Bob”.

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-first-word/608965/34 "2012-01-10T16:38:36Z")

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It’s a chicken and egg thing. Before you get “Mama” you’d have to have a lot of Oooooowwwwwwwwch! and before you get to the Ooooooowwwwwwwwwch! You have to get through the “How _YOU_ doing?!?”

So if we speculate that one bald and smarter-than-usual chimp said to another baldish and smartish chimp “How _YOU_ doing?!?” then the baldish and smartish chimp spent a lot of time saying “Ooooooowwwwwwwch!” then the first human word would probably have been “Mama.” By which the first human probably meant - “I want some more milk now, please.”

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