# What was the last Airport Novel you purchased?

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**Created:** [February 1, 2017, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-last-airport-novel-you-purchased/778734 "2017-02-01T06:21:11Z")\
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I was the the airport recently picking up some family members and while I was waiting for their flight to arrive, I decided to browse through the airport bookshop.

It got me thinking about the genre of [Airport Novel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airport_novel) - fast-paced, easily readable books designed for people waiting at airports/railway stations or travelling long distances.

What surprised me was how many books were for sale in the bookshop, yet how I couldn’t see that many people reading books in the arrivals/departures area.

Which got me thinking: When was the last time you bought a novel at an airport for something like reading on the plane or while waiting for your flight?

Mine was a copy of _Gai-Jin_ by James Clavell, which I picked up at Kuala Lumpur International Airport in 2011.

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Yeah. I picked up a John Sanford novel at the MPLS-STP airport in April 2016. This was also the last time I was at an airport.\* I almost always buy an airport novel, at the airport. Just in case I have to turn off my Kindle.  
\*Not counting the one I landed at.

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[Los Alamos](https://www.amazon.com/Los-Alamos-Joseph-Kanon/dp/0440224071), by Joseph Kanon. A murder mystery set around the Manhattan Project.

I bought it for a flight from Tokyo to Boston back around '99, and I think I finished it during the flight or soon after.

The only thing I found memorable about it was that the first 30-odd pages had been misprinted from another book. From what I was able to glean, it was set in the Foundation universe, but written by someone with far, far less talent than Asimov.

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The last book I bought in an airport was a paperback copy of the Stephen King short story collection “Full Dark, No Stars”; that was probably in 2011 or 2012. Nowadays I just have a bunch of books downloaded from Project Gutenberg on my tablet.

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-last-airport-novel-you-purchased/778734/5 "2017-02-01T12:28:31Z")

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_El Padrino_, back in the early 2000s. Yes, that is _The Godfather_ translated into Spanish.

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When I was younger I traveled by bus from NYC to Boston for the summer and back again when school started. I was 14 or 15 the last time I did this and innocently picked up Flowers In The Attic to keep me occupied on the 5 hour trip.

I don’t know who I blame more for never taking that trip to Boston ever again, my evil stepmother or this book.

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-last-airport-novel-you-purchased/778734/7 "2017-02-01T13:02:48Z")

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The only time I bought a novel at an airport was The Hobbit in the mid-2000s.

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-last-airport-novel-you-purchased/778734/8 "2017-02-01T13:33:19Z")

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I haven’t been in an airport for a while, but the last time is when I bought the first of Baldacci’s Reacher ripoffs.

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[QUOTE=Hilarity N. Suze;19967590I almost always buy an airport novel, at the airport. Just in case I have to turn off my Kindle.[/QUOTE]  
I haven’t flown in decades. Is there really a time when you have to turn off your Kindle?

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[The Terminal Man.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Terminal_Man)  
I don’t travel too much…

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Um. _The World According to Garp_. Which, if airport novels are supposed to be fast, light reads, is my personality in a nutshell.

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The Hunger Games, would’ve been in the summer of 2012.

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> I haven’t flown in decades. Is there really a time when you have to turn off your Kindle?

The last few times I’ve flown, kindles were OK the entire time. (American Airlines and Delta)

The last airport book I purchased was pre-kindle. No idea what it was.

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-last-airport-novel-you-purchased/778734/14 "2017-02-01T17:43:38Z")

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Last Thanksgiving, before getting on a plane to New York, I bought a Jack Reacher paperback that I quite enjoyed, but forgot almost completely five minutes after I got off the plane.

Can’t even remember the title, and don’t care enough to look it up.

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[Smoke](https://www.amazon.com/Smoke-Novel-Random-House-Large/dp/0735209200) by Dan Vyleta. Kind of a historical fiction novel set in a world where sinning has a publicly visible component to it.

I heard an interview of the author on NPR, thought the concept sounded interesting, and then promptly forgot about it. Then just a couple of days later, I saw it on a shelf at the airport while buying some pre-flight water and figured, “What the hell?” It was the first hardcover I’d bought in probably over a decade.

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_The Concorde: Airport '79_ was the last novel in the _Airport_ series, right? 😉

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I don’t think I ever bought an airport novel; I never left for a trip without having one or two with me before I got to the airport.

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> I don’t think I ever bought an airport novel; I never left for a trip without having one or two with me before I got to the airport.

That and the prevalence of Kindles and e-book readers made me wonder who was actually buying books at airports these days, hence the discussion. 🙂

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I’ve only ever gone on two flights in my entire life-- round-trip from Indianapolis to Los Angeles. This was long before the Amazon Kindle came out. I believe I bought a _Star Trek: New Frontier_ novel.

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_Prince Lestat and the Realms of Atlantis_, Anne Rice. I enjoyed it, but cannot recommend it. Read a fair chunk on a flight from Ft. Myers, FL, to Atlantic City.

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