# What was the most gratuitous piece of nudity you've ever seen in a movie?

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**Author:** ![Asuka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@Asuka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asuka)\
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It wouldn’t be a stretch to say some movie studio use to sneak in nudity in their movies all the time just so they can advertise it on the back of the box with “Rated R for Nudity” to entice men to rent them, so I’m wondering whats in your opinion the most gratuitous piece of nudity ever seen in a film?

For clarification, nudity that actually makes sense in context (like in the 1960’s Romeo and Juliet), nor used for a deliberate comedic effect (like in Airplane or Thankskilling) count. The nudity has to be intended to titillate but actually comes across as “What?” or “Did that just happen?” for it to count.

The movie that inspired this was the 1986 Clint Eastwood film “Heartbreak Ridge”, where in a movie that basically is mostly shirtless Marines running around in training, features a scene of them in actual combat in Grenada where one of them opens a door and finds himself walking into the shower room of a building, complete with a naked lady who walks out of the shower, then quickly covers herself up with a towel. You get a grand total of maybe 2 seconds of clear nudity and then the scene ends. It’s the only actual nudity in the film, and is more baffling on why its in there than anything else. It could be considered comedic but the scene goes by way too fast and you get too clear of a shot of the womans full body nude for that to be the case.

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/2 "2019-12-12T10:37:33Z")

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Patrick Swayze’s butt in Roadhouse. Unnecessary and uncalled for. 😛

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/3 "2019-12-12T11:05:43Z")

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Has to be Mathilda May’s legendary performance in [Lifeforce](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089489/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_lk1). She’s playing an alien in human form and basically runs around nude throughout the whole film. There’s absolutely no need in the plot for her to be naked (though I don’t remember much of the plot, which was rather silly anyway, because I only think of a nude Mathilda when I think back of the movie).

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/4 "2019-12-12T11:07:46Z")

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zombie thread…

But tor the record, I like gratuitous nudity !!

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**Author:** ![ski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@ski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ski)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/5 "2019-12-12T11:22:12Z")

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Ex Machina has tons of nudity that doesn’t seem to be necessary but is certainly titillating.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/6 "2019-12-12T12:03:57Z")

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Starship Troopers.

The shower scene, which was obviously put in just to show silicone-based life forms.

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The movie “Commando” comes to mind, where a fight scene in a hotel coincidentally spills into a room with a topless woman.

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/8 "2019-12-12T12:29:51Z")

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In the film _Airplane_, a topless woman comes out of nowhere and shakes her boobs at the camera.

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/9 "2019-12-12T12:41:39Z")

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> [@ThisSpaceForRent](#):
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> zombie thread…

??? Only if you’re a mayfly, and each hour is like a human year.

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/10 "2019-12-12T12:42:42Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> In the film _Airplane_, a topless woman comes out of nowhere and shakes her boobs at the camera.

Not what the OP was looking for.

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/11 "2019-12-12T12:44:59Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> In the film _Airplane_, a topless woman comes out of nowhere and shakes her boobs at the camera.

Pssst, check the OP.

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/12 "2019-12-12T12:56:07Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> Not what the OP was looking for.

Oops, my bad. :o Need more coffee this morning… 😛

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/13 "2019-12-12T12:57:40Z")

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Doc Hollywood has Julie Warner walk nude out of a local swimming hole for no reason necessary to the plot. That’s really the best type of nudity.

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/14 "2019-12-12T13:07:46Z")

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**Don’t Look Now**. Okay, one can make a case for a lovemaking scene between a married couple being necessary to the plot (moving on after a death in the family). But did we need to see Donald Sutherland’s entire ass, as well as his O-face?

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/15 "2019-12-12T13:39:20Z")

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It’s been a while since I’ve seen it, but wasn’t there a scene in Trading Places where Dan Aykroyd walks in on Jamie Lee Curtis while she’s undressing and there’s some gratuitous toplessness?

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How about in _Life of Brian_ when Brian opens the window in the morning only to discover his followers waiting for him?

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I’ve never understood the concept of gratuitous nudity! 🆒

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/18 "2019-12-12T14:06:57Z")

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In _Working Girl_, Melanie Griffith vacuums her evil boss’s (Sigourney Weaver) apartment in her scanty underwear for no discernable reason. In this 1988 film, it came across as “Hey, check it out, women can aspire to be corporate movers & shakers and still look cute in their underwear”.

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/19 "2019-12-12T14:12:17Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> It’s been a while since I’ve seen it, but wasn’t there a scene in Trading Places where Dan Aykroyd walks in on Jamie Lee Curtis while she’s undressing and there’s some gratuitous toplessness?

He doesn’t walk in on her; she undresses in front of him while she proposes her plan to help him in exchange for a large sum of money. The purpose of her being topless is to show she know’s she got a hot body but her biggest asset is her brain / business acumen, which is why after he (and we ) gets an eyeful, she covers them up with her hands and slams the door in his face. On the other hand, in the edited for tv version, the scene works just as well without us actually seeing anything, so I’d call it gratuitous adjacent 🙂

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-was-the-most-gratuitous-piece-of-nudity-youve-ever-seen-in-a-movie/844743/20 "2019-12-12T14:24:03Z")

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_Swordfish_ is a pretty bad movie, and it isn’t saved by the gratuitous flash of a topless Halle Berry.

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