Maybe it is me, but this thread seems to need an idea to bring it back from the IMO toilet it has been slipping towards. Hopefully, the idea I am about to propose, will do just that:
It seems like everyone else is fighting over which important event happened first, prior to now and post revolutionary war. Well I think the most important event in US History was the most powerful man in America, as soon as the Revolutionary War was over, taking a crap.
Yea, that is right. Without him doing that single act, he could of died somehow, throwing America into a stinkhole.
(Well I didn’t save the thread from the toilet but hey, I tried!)