# What We Know About Cecil

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 29, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396 "2002-07-29T17:19:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/81 "2003-09-28T08:18:52Z")

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And C K would NEVER spread misinformation about such a sensitive subject…

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/82 "2003-09-28T11:38:27Z")

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Wait, let me get this straight. Someone “outs” Cecil as being Ed, and the response is that the interviewer got Ed drunk and therefore anything he said can’t be taken as gospel?

Gotta love all-purpose alibis like that, huh? 😉

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**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/83 "2003-09-28T13:02:01Z")

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I don’t have the time but someone should try to do some genealogy on Cecil Adams and Ed Zotti to see what they can come up with 0.o

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**Author:** ![Agentakbar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Agentakbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agentakbar)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/84 "2003-09-28T14:06:53Z")

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Well, you asked for genealogy…  
Ed Zotti once mentioned in an interview (its available online, at [http://www.annonline.com/interviews/990325/biography.html](http://www.annonline.com/interviews/990325/biography.html) ) that his father was a trainer of homing pigeons, one of the few people left in “that obscure hobby,” as he puts it.

There is a Ray Zotti, who runs the Southside Concourse Homing Pigeon Club in Oak Park, IL. My guess is that’s pops.

B.

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**Author:** ![Agentakbar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Agentakbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agentakbar)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/85 "2003-09-28T14:11:40Z")

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In addition… in THIS Straight Dope article:  
[http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1\_016.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_016.html)

CECIL ADAMS says that HIS father raised homing pigeons. No note saying that it was Ed’s. If you listen to Ed’s interview on [Annonline.com](http://Annonline.com), he states rather conclusively that Cecil asked him to ask his own father. This proves, rather conclusively, that Ed Zotti and Cecil Adams are one and the same person.

(And the little lurker shall lead them.)

B.

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**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/86 "2003-09-28T15:22:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Agentakbar \*  
> \*\*Well, you asked for genealogy…  
> Ed Zotti once mentioned in an interview (its available online, at [http://www.annonline.com/interviews/990325/biography.html](http://www.annonline.com/interviews/990325/biography.html) ) that his father was a trainer of homing pigeons, one of the few people left in “that obscure hobby,” as he puts it.
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> There is a Ray Zotti, who runs the Southside Concourse Homing Pigeon Club in Oak Park, IL. My guess is that’s pops.
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> B. \*\*

I suspect this is an important clue. The baby pigeons are offspring of the homing pigeons, who carried the poison to the conservatory, which means _the butler did it_.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/87 "2003-09-28T17:07:03Z")

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Egads, whitetho, you’re right!

And, as I quote:

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> **Little Ed** and **I** initially connived to cram it full of Conan Doyle-isms, but halfway through I looked at him and said, “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
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> “Yes,” he admitted. “The plot sickens.”

[Cite](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030926.html)

Little Ed _ **AND** _ I.

Two separate people engaged in this conversation. One Cecil Adams, Cubs fan, well-endowed (so I’m told), side of building knocker-outter, odd sexual encounterer with females from St. Louis; and one Edward Zotti, father who had a mysterious homing pigeon hobby. Different people.

_That_ proves it! :mad:

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/88 "2003-09-28T17:09:26Z")

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Or one person suffering from multiple-personality disorder. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/89 "2003-09-28T17:11:50Z")

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**dan** , you’re slowly destroying the faith of millions 🙂

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**Author:** ![Agentakbar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Agentakbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agentakbar)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/90 "2003-09-28T17:24:16Z")

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Hey, wait! \<b\>I’m\</b\> the shatterer of dreams here! No fair! ☹

B.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/91 "2003-09-28T17:25:36Z")

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Muahahahahahaha!

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**Author:** ![Agentakbar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Agentakbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agentakbar)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-we-know-about-cecil/121396/92 "2003-09-28T17:31:31Z")

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I do all the research, and dantheman gets all the credit. If I was into 1920’s style death rays, I’d totally shoot you with one.

B.

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