11th: Essene & Chinese birth controls must reduce birth or Easter Isle type overpopulation destroys God’s Spaceship Earth! God’s law prevents all conception below pH3. Therefore, Essene contracepted for 400 years with rosehips, pH2! So, absolute clean, apply vaseline, oil, butter or cream, insert teaspoonful juicy lemon pulp, pH2. O.K.! Next day, douche with qt. soapy water, pH8, restoring pH5 balance God made! Eggwhite is pH9, Dr. Bronner’s Soap, pH8, guaranteed the mildest made; below pH8 soaps biodegrade, synthetic-sulfides cannot. At conception, 10 grams contain 100 million humans! or… 10 humans in 1 invisible microgram - smaller than dust!
I’ve always figured that those ancient birth control methods you read about like pessaries of crocodile dung were extremely effective birth control, since who the hell is going to have sex with a woman who just shoved a hunk of reptile poop up her hoo-hah?