# What were you THINKING?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 13, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532 "2023-10-13T19:36:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2161 "2024-04-06T02:35:05Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Where do these kinda posters come from?  
> I don’t look at other social media…is it allowed to say those kinda things about someone just because they hate a political figure or other famous person?

This is a huge subject that’s probably deserving of its own thread. There may be one already, if there is I haven’t seen it outside of being touched on in other threads relating to social media. Content moderation is at the heart of what’s going on at that dumpster fire formerly known as twitter.

I don’t generally participate in other social media. I don’t like Facebook and I didn’t do Twitter either in the before times. My understanding is that each site has its own rules. Kind of like here. Blatant trolling or misinformation can be modded in other places but it’s based on who the moderators are and who actually runs the site.

Wiki has a good starting page for it.

> **[Content moderation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Content_moderation)**
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> On Internet websites that invite users to post comments, content moderation is the process of detecting contributions that are irrelevant, obscene, illegal, harmful, or insulting, in contrast to useful or informative contributions, frequently for censorship or suppression of opposing viewpoints. The purpose of content moderation is to remove or apply a warning label to problematic content or allow users to block and filter content themselves. 
> Various types of Internet sites permit user-generate...

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2162 "2024-04-06T02:35:13Z")

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Nope. Them Bigfoots ett it all. None left for us’ins, y’all.

I have peach cobbler, tho’

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2163 "2024-04-06T02:36:08Z")

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Thanks. I’ll read.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2164 "2024-04-06T02:48:54Z")

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Don’t you still have a goat to felch?

> [@ColdBrew50](#):
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> It’s a big job just getting by with nine kids and a wife

Let me tell you about the modern miracle of science: the [vasectomy](https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/vasectomy/about/pac-20384580#)

Better to keep your genes out of the gene pool at this point. They will only pollute it, and probably, given your posting here, the children will be brought up weird and broken.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2165 "2024-04-06T02:50:16Z")

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I think he was referring to a Merle Haggard song, there.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2166 "2024-04-06T02:51:35Z")

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Not very familiar with Merle Haggard so I will bow to your superior knowledge.

The vasectomy idea still stands.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2167 "2024-04-06T02:51:51Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> Don’t you still have a goat to felch?

I don’t know _quite_ how best to put this, but …

You get that silk screened onto T-shirts and made into bumper-stickers and my educated guess is … you’ll never have to work again.

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**Author:** ![ColdBrew50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@ColdBrew50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColdBrew50)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2168 "2024-04-06T02:51:54Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I think he was referring to a Merle Haggard song, there.

No kidding.

> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Time for the old-fashioned DNFTT (do not feed the troll) approach.

Time for you to shut the fuck up.

Mr. Eddy, is that where mechanical excellence, one-thousand-and-four-hundred horsepower pays off?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3XBb5ghzSw

**And** WTF is this, the goddamned battle of the network trolls or some shit? Fuck off!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2169 "2024-04-06T02:53:35Z")

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Not everyone appreciates Merle like this girl.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2170 "2024-04-06T02:53:46Z")

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> [@ColdBrew50](#):
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> Time for you to shut the fuck up.

Easy, pops! You’ll give yourself clergyman’s dropsy letting your humours get all in a dander like that. Somebody get this man a Balsam Specific!

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**Author:** ![ColdBrew50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@ColdBrew50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColdBrew50)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2171 "2024-04-06T02:55:24Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Not everyone appreciates Merle like this girl.

Well, that one can stay.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2172 "2024-04-06T02:55:35Z")

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I see, one troll.

(Oops, gonna get back on the shit list)

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**Author:** ![ColdBrew50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@ColdBrew50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColdBrew50)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2173 "2024-04-06T02:57:00Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I see, one troll.

Merle wouldn’t have done it that way.

Fine, go back in the pile and fight it out with those dirtbags.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2174 "2024-04-06T03:02:56Z")

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I kindly invite you, @ColdBrew50 to get off the pile, and never return.

I think you are more suited to a very different type of website, and you may find life there happier when you are surrounded by like-minded people.

Here, you are just a boring bigot, one of many who eventually left, presumably to Stormfront or similar.

As a classic movie might say, “Farewell, goodbye, auf Wiedersehen, goodnight!”

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**Author:** ![ColdBrew50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@ColdBrew50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColdBrew50)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2175 "2024-04-06T03:07:17Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> As a classic movie might say, “Farewell, goodbye, auf Wiedersehen, goodnight!”

Why don’t I have a better idea and imagine you licking a dog’s scrote.

As the classic phrase goes, “Fuck off, get the fuck off my lawn, take a square one from Mike Tyson, eat some James Burton, hear some Merle Haggard, and suck my root, pinche huévon.”

But your username checks out. Keep on sucking your scuds.

Ain’t your business, fool.

If some empty sack didn’t raise a fuss about me calling some moron cartoonist a bad word, there’d be no more of this.

Also, fuck you, Randow Mundrall or whatever the fuck name you made up! I hate you and your stupid cartoon. It is too smart for me.

Just piss the fuck off, troll.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2176 "2024-04-06T03:11:19Z")

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> [@ColdBrew50](#):
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> But your username checks out. Keep on sucking your scuds.

I am happy in the knowlege that you have no actual idea what “scud” refers to. Hint: it is not a missile.

> [@ColdBrew50](#):
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> Ain’t your business, fool.

I’m unsure of what this throwaway insult means. I’d ask you for context but fuck that, your level of conversation is so low that I do not actually want to know.

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**Author:** ![ColdBrew50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@ColdBrew50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColdBrew50)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2177 "2024-04-06T03:12:31Z")

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Good! Then vanish, you fucking imbecile!

Make like a tree and suck my dick.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2178 "2024-04-06T03:14:26Z")

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If, of course, I could find your miserably sized dick.

I look forward to your banning, which is inevitable. The only question is, when?

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2179 "2024-04-06T03:15:27Z")

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> [@ColdBrew50](#):
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> It is too smart for me.

Annnd we’ve reached the root of your problem.

> [@ColdBrew50](#):
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> Why don’t I have a better idea and imagine you licking a dog’s scrote.

I’m not one to kink shame so if bestiality voyeurism is your thing . . . well, you keep doing you.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/2180 "2024-04-06T03:15:52Z")

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May I suggest that if you wish to keep taunting them, that taking it to our parent thread or a dedicated Pit thread is more helpful? 🙂

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