# What were you THINKING?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 13, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532 "2023-10-13T19:36:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4280 "2025-03-20T16:46:25Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Do I need to teach ya’ll how to do kegels?

I know, right? I recall it being a temporary issue after giving birth, but it hasn’t been a problem in years. But who knows, maybe those mothers each have lots of kids - I stopped at one.

Or maybe we both need to start laughing more.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4281 "2025-03-20T17:34:21Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> maybe we both need to start laughing more.

This, definitely this.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4282 "2025-03-20T17:40:05Z")

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> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> This, definitely this.

Laughter is what separates us from mere beasts. Humour appears to be unique to humans.

Although my cat may have mastered sardonicism.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4283 "2025-03-20T17:43:19Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> Humour appears to be unique to humans

[That is definitely not true.](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240223-do-animals-have-sense-of-humour)

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4284 "2025-03-20T17:44:39Z")

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> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> > [@CairoCarol](#):
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> > maybe we both need to start laughing more.
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> This, definitely this.

Oh, yes.

> [@scudsucker](#):
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> Laughter is what separates us from mere beasts.

I think some of the other apes do something very like it.

– yes indeed. And not only apes, either.

[https://www.npr.org/2021/05/22/999491591/dozens-of-animals-laugh-too-study-shows](https://www.npr.org/2021/05/22/999491591/dozens-of-animals-laugh-too-study-shows)

ETA: Hi, @Miller!

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4285 "2025-03-20T17:45:06Z")

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Not yet read the full text on your link, but great news for all animal-kind.

Makes me proud to be a monkey.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4286 "2025-03-20T17:46:28Z")

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My dog is pretty funny. She will tease you and gets a lot of enjoyment out of it (often things like acting like she is going to give you a toy then pulling away when you reach for it, or pretending to “accidentally” drop a toy and wait for you to try to grab it). And while she doesn’t laugh the way a person does, there is a certain thing she does with her mouth that coincides with playing/teasing, and I interpret that as laughter.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4287 "2025-03-20T17:53:23Z")

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The local Learning Annex type place has a “Kegels for Bonobos” class that, AIUI, sells out every time it’s offered.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4288 "2025-03-20T17:55:21Z")

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My cats clack their teeth an awful lot. I was concerned it was a fear thing but they do it so much we think its a breed specific behavior. (Or they’re just assholes)  
You would think they’re laughing at you if you heard it.

Everyone remarks about it.

I’m telling you, these 2 Siamese are the oddest 4 legged critters I’ve ever kept. They nearly talk somedays. I know they use curse words.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4289 "2025-03-20T17:56:05Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> That is definitely not true.

Doesn’t even have to be primates. I’ve had a dog play a joke on me. I was reading and he was whining at the hallway entrance like he wanted out. I get up and walk down the hallway and he’s dancing around me like usual before beating me to the door. He then whirled and trotted back up the hallway while – this is what clinches it – looking over his shoulder to check out my reaction.

I walk back down the hallway and see he’s on the sofa\* looking very pleased with himself. “Goddam son of a bitch played a joke on me!” I announced to **DesertRoomie** and when I described what has happened, she agreed.

\*Not where I’d been sitting so that wasn’t it.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4290 "2025-03-20T18:00:17Z")

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When the kids play chase and Bayliss is involved, there is much laughter.

I watch Bayliss and I see a big sheperd-y smile, tongue hanging out, running.

Kids laughing, you can almost hear that dog laughing. Almost.

Oh, he plays jokes on me all the time. Hide and seek. “Its lost” are two of his favorites.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4291 "2025-03-20T18:03:01Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> My dog is pretty funny. She will tease you and gets a lot of enjoyment out of it (often things like acting like she is going to give you a toy then pulling away when you reach for it, or pretending to “accidentally” drop a toy and wait for you to try to grab it). And while she doesn’t laugh the way a person does, there is a certain thing she does with her mouth that coincides with playing/teasing, and I interpret that as laughter.

That interpretation of dog laughter **[is legitimate](https://www.petmd.com/dog/behavior/can-dogs-laugh)** and scientifically recognized. It’s not vocalized like human laughter but is a form of panting called play-panting that is associated with enjoyable play. The sound has been shown to reduce stress in shelter dogs.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4292 "2025-03-20T18:03:12Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Doesn’t even have to be primates.

Elephants, in particular, seem to really like [practical jokes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvTYGryu1s8) involving [people’s hats.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWzqvj0HLok)

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**Author:** ![FluffyBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@FluffyBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FluffyBob)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4293 "2025-03-20T18:21:44Z")

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Dude appreciate the video, but it’s Epoch Times fer Og’s sake.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4294 "2025-03-20T18:24:52Z")

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And so?

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**Author:** ![FluffyBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@FluffyBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FluffyBob)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4295 "2025-03-20T18:32:41Z")

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They are a very shady operation involved in major money laundering and extreme right propaganda.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4296 "2025-03-20T18:35:50Z")

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Do you think any of their shady far right Chinese cult shit involves elephants playing with hats?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4297 "2025-03-20T18:36:25Z")

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Okay, and?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4298 "2025-03-20T18:39:05Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> Do you think any of their shady far right Chinese cult shit involves elephants playing with hats?

This is a miniseries waiting to be made.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4299 "2025-03-20T18:41:21Z")

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I was assuming that the rationale was “let’s not give them the click$.”

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