# What were you THINKING?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 13, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532 "2023-10-13T19:36:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5303 "2025-06-27T15:13:30Z")

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I might add that i have spent decades as a professional trying to make the best decisions possible when it’s not possible to get conclusive evidence. It’s literally my job to evaluate plausibility and usefulness of data. So I’d rather not play by different rules that people care deeply about.

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5304 "2025-06-27T15:26:29Z")

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Chela posted this ..

> Aloe Vera or aloe Vera hydro gels have definitely been peer reviewed and proven to promote healing.

.. in that thread. A factual answer to the OP question.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5305 "2025-06-27T21:11:14Z")

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> [@pjd](#):
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> in that thread. A factual answer to the OP question.

Yes, one of the few. Maybe 8 or so out of the 31 responses actually answered the question, including your response.

Most of the rest are personal anecdotes praising bag balm and other home remedies.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5306 "2025-06-28T21:34:20Z")

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No less an authority than Peyton Manning recommends rubbing some dirt on it. 😉

I hope that allusion isn’t _too_ obscure.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5307 "2025-06-28T21:44:11Z")

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A chaw of tobacky slapped on an arrow wound works in westerns.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5308 "2025-06-28T22:41:07Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> I hope that allusion isn’t _too_ obscure.

Fortunately google helps us non-US residents.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5309 "2025-06-29T01:58:51Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> A chaw of tobacky slapped on an arrow wound works in westerns

Maybe you could add that to the personal anecdote you posted in the thread.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5310 "2025-06-29T02:05:08Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> Good modding requires posters who report posts that are inappropriate for the forum.

> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Yes, I report them.

Actually, I see I reported that thread early on.

No response from any mod.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5311 "2025-06-29T02:46:34Z")

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Fuck you. I posted the exact same thing the doc posted. TYVM

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5312 "2025-06-29T03:16:33Z")

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What you posted was an anecdote so you could share what **you** personally like to do for yourself with a small wound. That’s not what was being asked for by the OP of that thread. “The doc” posted his conclusions after many years of experience treating such wounds as a doctor, for (probably) hundreds of different people. That **is** what was being asked for by the OP of that thread. I understand that you probably cannot tell the difference, but many other people can.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5313 "2025-06-29T03:31:17Z")

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There’s is absolutely no difference. I said it as a patient. He said it as a doc.

Exactly the same treatment.

After someone made a joke. AFTER.

You’re just making things up now.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5314 "2025-06-29T03:51:35Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> i have spent decades as a professional trying to make the best decisions possible when it’s not possible to get conclusive evidence. It’s literally my job to evaluate plausibility and usefulness of data.

Are you an actuary, perchance?

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5315 "2025-06-29T04:25:13Z")

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Yes, i am. Property casualty, and currently working very part time pricing major accounts.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5316 "2025-06-29T04:50:31Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Fuck you.

&nbsp;

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> There’s is absolutely no difference. I said it as a patient. He said it as a doc.

Did you think the doc’s answer was what was being asked for? If so, why? What might have made it valid?

If you didn’t think his answer was quite what was being asked for, why did you do the same thing?

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> After someone made a joke. AFTER.

Are you mentally defective? The OP had barely gotten any factual responses of “scientifically proven”, “legitimate peer reviewed materials”. You were post #8. Idk how you managed to wait _that_ long. You’ve had problems for years spewing opinions and barely related anecdotes in FQ. You don’t see how much that degrades FQ?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5317 "2025-06-29T05:10:28Z")

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There’s no other factual answer than what doc said and many others.

There’s no magic ointment. No magic juice. No secret sauce. Clean it. Cover it.  
Thats all you can do.  
Any more is over kill, til you know more.  
As in, an infection sets in.

Are you just mean? You don’t have to make snide remarks about my every post.

Get something else to do.  
So sad. Really.

I followed the rules of the board. They don’t fit your criteria? Contact someone who gives a shit. 'Cause I don’t.

ETA…I posted because I read the thread. The joke about the Jaguar was funny. I liked it. So sue me. I posted. I added my 2 cents. Padding the truthful way to treat wounds as stated by the doctor.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5318 "2025-06-29T05:53:57Z")

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And before you get all verklempt, I AM an expert on wound care.

Only 3 million(approx) needle pricks. Blood draws. Countless surgeries.  
A zillion accidents from the cat bites and scratches, burns and cuts.

And I raised 4 kids. And numerous animals.

I do know how and when to treat these things. I do know when to put bandaids on, and how to.

I know of what I speak.

The thread should never have been in FQ. Anyway.

I feel bad for saying “Fuck you”.

Your comment was unwarranted.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5319 "2025-06-29T11:29:29Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I AM an expert

You should just make this your tagline.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5320 "2025-06-29T12:06:57Z")

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> [@Misogynistic language and its defenders](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misogynistic-language-and-its-defenders/1020162/140):
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> I’ll tell you what I’ve never done, is go in public and scream nasty words and call filthy names to someone. Ever.

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Fuck you.

**Beckdawrek** : Bad language or abuse,  
I never, never use, whatever the emergency;  
Though “bother it” I may occasionally say,  
I never use the big, big F —  
**Pit Chorus** : What, never?  
**Beckdawrek** : No, never!  
**Pit Chorus** : What, never?  
**Beckdawrek** : Hardly ever!  
**Pit Chorus** : Hardly ever swears a big, big F —  
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,  
For the puritan Captain of the Message Board!  
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,  
For the Captain of the Message Board!

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5321 "2025-06-29T12:31:24Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> You don’t have to make snide remarks about my every post.

Just the stupid ones. Wait..

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5322 "2025-06-29T12:39:47Z")

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> [@FluffyBob](#):
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> Is there really any one out there that hasn’t already been given anecdotal based advice to rub bag balm or aloe vera on stuff?

(Raises hand)

I’d only heard the words “aloe vera” _somewhere,_ not what it is until now. And have never heard of “bag balm”.

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