# What were you THINKING?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 13, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532 "2023-10-13T19:36:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5323 "2025-06-29T14:59:54Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> The OP had barely gotten any factual responses of “scientifically proven”, “legitimate peer reviewed materials”.

TBT that was a vague question as many of salves and ointments actually print _scientifically proven to aid in healing_ right in their marketing materials but the OP apparently doesn’t believe them so they posted a vague question about healing substances without indicating what kind of wounds or severity of wounds. The FQ was very kindly responded to with factual info about basic best practices for wound care. One of which was provided by a MD. So what’s with your beef and this continual fanatical obsession of yours?

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5324 "2025-06-29T15:02:00Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> > [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> > You don’t have to make snide remarks about my every post.
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> Just the stupid ones. Wait..

This from the walking dumbass who somehow gets multiple job offers but fails to land a job. Your caseworker(s) must be pulling out their hair dealing with you.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5325 "2025-06-29T15:23:01Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> TBT that was a vague question as many of salves and ointments actually print scientifically proven to aid in healing right in their marketing materials but the OP apparently doesn’t believe them so they posted a vague question about healing substances without indicating what kind of wounds or severity of wounds.

There was nothing vague about the OP. Try reading again for comprehension.

> [@Legitimate substance that really promotes healing?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legitimate-substance-that-really-promotes-healing/1019903/1):
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> I’m sure there are multiple salves and ointments that claim to hasten healing of scrapes and cuts, but are there any legitimate peer reviewed materials that are really proven to hasten and promote healing?
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> I can’t trust marketing claims and am wondering if there is anything that is scientifically proven

Scrapes and cuts, legitimate peer-reviewed materials vs marketing claims.

Maybe science isn’t your field.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5326 "2025-06-29T15:29:36Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> And before you get all verklempt, I AM an expert on wound care.

Keep digging. You’re doing a great job of pulling up peer-reviewed studies.

You know, you raved so much in your new response in that thread to your recent laser treatment, why didn’t you just look for an actual cite to post? What do you think the rest of us do to find cites?

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5327 "2025-06-29T15:33:28Z")

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No caseworkers.yes, I showed up for work and was let go for not onboarding fast enough.  
And could not show up where I am still wanted because diareah.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5328 "2025-06-29T15:35:18Z")

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I said I feel bad about it. What more can I say?

I’m not perfect. Never said I was.

This was the only the second time I ever done that on this board. I felt bad the first time too.

As for you and your quick to jump, with ugly remarks, everytime my name is here…you can go play tiddly winks.(is that tame enough for you).

Seriously, is that all you do on this board? Stay in the pit just to criticize folks?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5329 "2025-06-29T15:39:51Z")

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The peer review was already added. Duh.

You go read that wall o’shit.  
I don’t need to.

Doc gave his opinion. Which is the only correct one. I plus one-d him.

Been working at wound care my whole life. On someone I care deeply about.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5330 "2025-06-29T16:06:17Z")

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Keep digging.

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> The peer review was already added. Duh.

No, it wasn’t. Let’s have a look:

> [@Legitimate substance that really promotes healing?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/legitimate-substance-that-really-promotes-healing/1019903/42):
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> I do believe its legit.  
> I’ve found a bunch of info online that assures me its legit.

Thats not how adding a cite works.

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> You go read that wall o’shit.  
> I don’t need to.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5331 "2025-06-29T16:07:35Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> > [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> > > [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> > > You don’t have to make snide remarks about my every post.
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> > Just the stupid ones. Wait..
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> This from the walking dumbass who somehow gets multiple job offers but fails to land a job. Your caseworker(s) must be pulling out their hair dealing with you.

If that were true, is no one allowed to mention numerous stupid posts unless they are faultless?

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5332 "2025-06-29T16:09:11Z")

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I see you’re sitting that one out, what’s the matter with you? Still looking for scientific peer reviews on saliva? bentonite clay? Bandaids and Vaseline not good enough for a minor scrape. Gimme a fucking break.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5333 "2025-06-29T16:10:42Z")

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Not by me. Never said I added it. It was another doc. No one read it. Just a waste of type face. But you go for it. If anything miraculous is revealed, let us know.

You keep digging. Your hole is deep tho’…maybe a little break first. Shot of vodka, bit of a gummy might help.( oh that’s not science, just my recommendation)

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5334 "2025-06-29T16:19:39Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> I see you’re sitting that one out, what’s the matter with you?

What are you referring to?

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5335 "2025-06-29T16:26:00Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> The peer review was already added. Duh.

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Not by me. Never said I added it. It was another doc.

Ah, I misunderstood you.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5336 "2025-06-29T17:19:48Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> One of which was provided by a MD.

Actually at least three of the first four responses came from MDs - I believe Quadgop, Dr\_Paprika, and DSeid are ALL physicians. (And for all I know, Melbourne is too.)

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5337 "2025-06-29T17:31:31Z")

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Yes, although none of them provided FQ-style cites.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5338 "2025-06-29T18:24:02Z")

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(Deleted, because I’ve probably said enough on this)

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5339 "2025-06-29T18:32:13Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> it should have been moved

That’s actually my main beef with FQ these days. I’m not as affronted as @needscoffee is at the breezy answers, though I don’t entirely disagree. But almost the only time I report a post is when there is an IMHO-type question in FQ. For some reason that drives me nuts.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5340 "2025-06-29T18:44:42Z")

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This.

If FQ is to have meaning, we really need to leave it to good questions that are well written and invite of truly factual settled answers.

Problem is, we get a lot more IMHO-type FQs than we get FQ-type FQs. And now that wiki is as wide-ranging as it is, and our headcount of esoteric experts is ever shrinking, it’s harder and harder to find a sweet spot for questions wiki can’t answer but one of our experts can.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5341 "2025-06-29T19:10:13Z")

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Yes, a very large fraction of FQ questions belong in IMHO. This one was fine in FQ, i think, but probably should have been asked more precisely.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5342 "2025-06-29T19:16:18Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Problem is, we get a lot more IMHO-type FQs than we get FQ-type FQs. And now that wiki is as wide-ranging as it is, and our headcount of esoteric experts is ever shrinking, it’s harder and harder to find a sweet spot for questions wiki can’t answer but one of our experts can.

That, I think, is the crux of the FQ issue these days. When this board started, it was a great subforum, and I learned a lot in it. But, now, with so many other sources of information out there, as well as the calving off of some of what used to be in FQ/GQ into other subforums, there are times when FQ is now one of the board’s slowest areas (though it’s pretty busy at this moment).

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