# What were you THINKING?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 13, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532 "2023-10-13T19:36:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2025, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5583 "2025-08-01T21:50:18Z")

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Dude, either stop or start drinking, whichever is appropriate.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5584 "2025-08-01T21:53:06Z")

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Go Get Stuffed.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5585 "2025-08-01T22:14:38Z")

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Now I am wanting Stove Top.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5586 "2025-08-01T22:23:49Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> like NAZIs in a camp

Are you using “NAZI” as an acronym for something?

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5587 "2025-08-01T22:31:02Z")

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National association of zither inspectors.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2025, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5588 "2025-08-01T23:20:09Z")

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“Never dither hither, lest your zither wither.”

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5589 "2025-08-02T00:11:31Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> Touch grass, as the kids say.

Or, heck, just play a video game every now and then!

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5590 "2025-08-02T01:28:33Z")

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It sure would be nice to return to the usual tone of this thread.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5591 "2025-08-02T19:54:41Z")

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I believe the usual tone is, just what’s happening, what were YOU thinking?

As the top poster in this thread, (and @LSLGuy, you’re in the top 5) I think, I should, well we, oughta have some say in how it goes.

As a thread it has a life of its own. @ParallelLines set an agenda. It has not quite worked like that.

In respect to him I’ve told him I’ll stay out of the thread.

But, come on, you have to admit I brought life(good and bad bad bad) to this thread.

Just wanted to say…

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5592 "2025-08-03T04:10:25Z")

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Such an obvious troll

> [@Hebrew burial](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hebrew-burial/1021641):
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> Any tips on helping a friend plan her husband’s funeral he was a Hebrew I’m guessing she isn’t I’m used to helping plan funerals this would be my first Hebrew burial

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5593 "2025-08-03T10:09:51Z")

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Cornfielded - who was the lang-term poster in otherwise good standing you were pointing out?

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5594 "2025-08-03T13:02:56Z")

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It was a new account with two posts.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5595 "2025-08-03T13:20:20Z")

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I’m sure @MrDibble was aware of that, he just wanted to point out that this is not the thread for pointing out new trolls or trocks, but regular, long-time posters posting shit.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5596 "2025-08-03T13:28:27Z")

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Yep, that.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5597 "2025-08-03T15:43:14Z")

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@hajario has just nicely stomped on our old “friend” **JAQ** in the MPSIMS about the 17yo math prodigy.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5598 "2025-08-03T15:47:32Z")

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Until now I never had reason to think of JAQ as a moron, but apparently they are.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5599 "2025-08-03T15:57:57Z")

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It was a bit unnerving to see that I had a callout over here at first. Glad to see I was on the right end.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5600 "2025-08-03T15:59:26Z")

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Sorry. I did want to give you credit for your good work, and it never occurred to me that the summons might be taken the other way before you’d seen the content. Oops on me. 🤦‍♂️

We usually don’t @ the people we’re bitching about. They get the **bold** treatment. Usually.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5601 "2025-08-03T19:49:57Z")

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This is damn fine advice, right here!

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/5602 "2025-08-04T23:32:22Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> We usually don’t @ the people we’re bitching about.

We’re here to talk _about them_, not to them.

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