# What were you THINKING?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 13, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532 "2023-10-13T19:36:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7931 "2026-08-10T19:31:31Z")

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I, also, read it that the plane would applaud getting back underway.

I think it’s also true that that spanking a kid on a plane would be taken very poorly by some passengers. But would a lot of people express appreciation if the plane went back to its scheduled departure? Yes.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7932 "2026-08-10T19:31:50Z")

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This is the pit.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7933 "2026-08-10T19:33:28Z")

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So? Just because it is the pit, does mean you have to look like an ass. I called it how I saw it.

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7934 "2026-08-10T19:35:58Z")

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I honestly don’t want to beat this to death, but in the post I linked no one said the plane got back underway. I said if they spanked the kid they’d probably have the parent removed & arrested for that, and Dorjan said he doubted it. So how did her post indicate the cheers & applause were due to the plane getting underway?

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7935 "2026-08-10T19:36:13Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> If you flag it for review, I’ll take a look.

I was just expressing my low opinion of the thread. I’m not lobbying to have it closed. If and when you come across it, I’m fine with whatever you think best.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7936 "2026-08-10T19:36:51Z")

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Never mind, i thought you were replying to a different post.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7937 "2026-08-10T19:38:04Z")

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Oh, yep the dumb way Discourse does replies gets really confusing if more than 1 conversation is happening in a thread. I did the same.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7938 "2026-08-10T19:50:08Z")

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Thought it was a Wendys.

just trying some levity

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**Author:** ![cladking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@cladking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cladking)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7939 "2026-08-10T20:25:05Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> No, he is now “jumping in somewhere”.

No! What I actually said was “I do want to be a citizen in good standing here.”

I get a lot of pushback because I don’t agree. I believe symbolic thought that arose in a rupture 4000 years ago has led us astray from reality itself.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7940 "2026-08-10T20:30:24Z")

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Hi! Welcome to the Pit. Your posts remind me of this:

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LQCU36pkH7c/hqdefault.jpg ""Everyone Is Now Dumber" - Billy Madison") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c)

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7941 "2026-08-10T20:37:46Z")

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> [@cladking](#):
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> I believe symbolic thought that arose in a rupture 4000 years ago has led us astray from reality itself.

Yes, interpretive dance is the only true form of communication.

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7942 "2026-08-10T20:41:49Z")

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Ha, I was trying to find a gif of the same clip…

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7943 "2026-08-10T20:42:32Z")

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It has been in my head ever since I saw that first post.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7944 "2026-08-10T20:50:43Z")

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> [@hajario](#):
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> And another thing, and I realize this is a me problem, she and Johanna have similar names and similar avatars and it often throws me off. It will be like “wtf? Jasmine said something intelligent? Oh, it’s Johanna” or the other way around.

I, too, have occasionally confused them, but their avatars are not at all similar. @Johanna 's is a photograph of a woman’s face (whether her own, or that of a celebrity she admires, I don’t know), featuring subdued earth tones, while @Jasmine 's is a painting of a woman, shown from the chest up, with bright colors.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7945 "2026-08-10T20:58:35Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> > [@cladking](#):
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> > I believe symbolic thought that arose in a rupture 4000 years ago has led us astray from reality itself.
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> Yes, interpretive dance is the only true form of communication.

Coincidentally, it was just around the same time that the pyramids were constructed with the aid of geysers that interpretive dance became an important means of communication!

> [@Chronos](#):
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> I, too, have occasionally confused them

I haven’t confused them. From one, I usually expect something interesting and intelligent, maybe even a play on words. From the other, it seems to be a sort of simmering hostility.

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7946 "2026-08-10T21:02:20Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> a photograph of a woman’s face (whether her own, or that of a celebrity she admires, I don’t know)

It’s Joan Baez.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7947 "2026-08-10T21:08:30Z")

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> [@pjd](#):
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> It’s Joan Baez.

And there’s also a probable connection to her username, as Bob Dylan had a famous song titled “Visions Of Johanna” that allegedly was about Joan Baez. I’ve never confused Johanna and Jasmine, two totally different posters to me.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7948 "2026-08-10T21:14:44Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I, too, have occasionally confused them, but their avatars are not at all similar.

We perceive things differently. I don’t see colors well. To me they both look like women’s heads and kind of reddish. Side by side I would clearly be able to see the difference. Anyway, as I said, this is a me problem.

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7949 "2026-08-10T21:15:49Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> I’ve never confused Johanna and Jasmine,

Me neither, especially since I look forward to linguistics posts from the one and have the other on ignore.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/7950 "2026-08-10T21:17:11Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> I’ve never confused Johanna and Jasmine, two totally different posters to me.

Oh, right, I totally agree on that. Which made the occasional confusion of usernames even more disorienting.

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