# What were you THINKING?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 13, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532 "2023-10-13T19:36:53Z")
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### Author: ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2026, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/6825 "2026-03-22T02:56:50Z")

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> [@Pan-fried Semen](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pan-fried-semen/189460):
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> Hey folks… Remember the Cecil column about the comparison between semen and egg white? Well, it started me to a-thinkin’… What would happen if you fried semen in a pan? Would it solidify like egg white? Would sit sizzle and pop, and evaporate, leaving sticky resin? I would try the experiment myself, but my wife would at the very least kick my ass, and at worst… well, lets not go there.

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