# what wierd name will they come up with next??

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 1, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450 "2003-08-01T22:04:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![hammerbach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/73ab20/32.png) [@hammerbach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hammerbach)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/1 "2003-08-01T22:04:36Z")

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hey guys… what kind of wierd names can u come up with? maybe u could help writers like me come up with names???

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/2 "2003-08-01T22:07:01Z")

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Shitface McGinty.

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/3 "2003-08-01T22:09:22Z")

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Saxon Goldthwaite … what kinda names are we looking for? good guys? bad guys? And what genre? Western? Fantasy?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/4 "2003-08-01T23:11:48Z")

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_“Sheldon Hackett and the Bitkickers”_  
My imaginary synthopop band when I was in electronics school.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/5 "2003-08-02T00:16:34Z")

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Rod O’Steele

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/6 "2003-08-02T00:39:32Z")

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Dick Longly

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/7 "2003-08-02T01:03:12Z")

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Dirk Mighty

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/8 "2003-08-02T01:14:52Z")

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Stitches McGee

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/9 "2003-08-02T01:24:25Z")

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Filthy McSchlomo.

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/10 "2003-08-02T01:26:47Z")

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Broken-Nose McSween … a sold-out boxer that “collects” for a loan shark

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/11 "2003-08-02T01:37:51Z")

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if u r a writer, then y can’t u spell or punctuate?

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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/12 "2003-08-02T02:11:09Z")

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Once heard of a little girl named DaFinest. Honest!

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/13 "2003-08-02T03:09:24Z")

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[not racist]  
I would look at inner city black children for interesting names.  
[/not racist]

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**Author:** ![ajlilhammer225](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@ajlilhammer225](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ajlilhammer225)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/14 "2003-08-21T13:13:23Z")

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To answer Ruby, I don’t use puncutation on message boards.  
thank you

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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/15 "2003-08-21T13:58:56Z")

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Kimberly Spaff

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/16 "2003-08-21T14:01:35Z")

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[Monty Python]

Bigus Dickus

[Monty Python]

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/17 "2003-08-21T14:05:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ajlilhammer225 \*  
> \*\*To answer Ruby, I don’t use puncutation on message boards.  
> thank you \*\*

_GRRRRR_  
How can you be a writer but not understand or respect the basic function of grammar and punctuation (i.e. to communicate in an understandable manner)? It’s not as if punctuation is in there just for kicks; it actually helps you get your point across.

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/18 "2003-08-21T14:12:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ajlilhammer225 \*  
> \*\*To answer Ruby, I don’t use puncutation on message boards.  
> thank you \*\*

So what are “.” and “,”, chopped liver? And are you answering for **hammerbach**?

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/19 "2003-08-21T14:18:08Z")

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sum peple dont use pucutation [sic] n e wher i ges

Great Og, it’s hard to write like that! What’s wrong with the way the language has been used for all these centuries???

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**Author:** ![jamie1928](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@jamie1928](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jamie1928)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/20 "2003-08-21T14:23:19Z")

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Sanford Beardman, Lisa Carr , Al Timider(test pilot), Rob D. Bank. Annita Dick…ect…ect…ect

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