# what wierd name will they come up with next?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450 "2003-08-01T22:04:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/21 "2003-08-21T14:28:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ccwaterback \* > \*\*[not racist] > I would look at inner city black children for interesting names. > [/not racist] \*\* Is that implying that after this post you go back to being racist šŸ˜‰ Four of the suggested names begin with **Mc**. Why do we find that funny? Anyway, what about Hootie McBoob, or Dick Gozinia? ---
**Author:** ![utkik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e8c25b/32.png) [@utkik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/utkik)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/22 "2003-08-21T14:29:31Z")
Brad McRad - all round athletic good guy with successful life ---
**Author:** ![skot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@skot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skot)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/23 "2003-08-21T17:04:14Z")
Blim Rickets, esq. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/24 "2003-08-21T17:04:15Z")
One time, the boys (and robots) at MST3K suggested **Big McLargeHuge**. I like it. ---
**Author:** ![hammerbach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/73ab20/32.png) [@hammerbach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hammerbach)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/25 "2003-08-21T17:38:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by An Arky \* > \*\*So what are ā€œ.ā€ and ā€œ,ā€, chopped liver? And are you answering for **hammerbach**? \*\* I really should really try to clear this up now, since this thread has been ressurected. **ajlilhammer225** is, in fact, my daughter. She apparently posted without realizing she was logged in as me. She can spell and use punctuation, but for some reason feels that itā€™s ā€œway coolerā€ not to. All of you writers out there should feel free to dissuade herā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/26 "2003-08-21T18:11:46Z")
**ajlilhammer225** , I dissuade thee! Use proper spelling (of real words) and correct punctuation. Intelligence is way cooler than mindless pop trends. And Iā€™m not even someone whose not a writer but plays one on TV. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/27 "2003-08-21T18:59:45Z")
Jedidiah Ding-dong. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/28 "2003-08-21T19:32:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by milquetoast \* > **ajlilhammer225** , > > I dissuade thee! > > Use proper spelling (of real words) and correct punctuation. Intelligence is way cooler than mindless pop trends. > > And Iā€™m not even someone _ **whose** _ not a writer but plays one on TV. (italics mine) hee hee. Guadere strikes again. The funny thing is that Iā€™m fairly sure I misspelled Guadere. Oh well. How about Shifty McPlop? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/29 "2003-08-21T19:57:37Z")
More weird names than one can shake a dipstick at: [Cartalk Credits](http://www.cartalk.cars.com/About/credits.html). ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/30 "2003-08-21T21:04:06Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by ajlilhammer225_ > \*\*hey guysā€¦ what kind of wierd names can u come up with? maybe u could help writers like me come up with names??? \*\* [This site](http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/) should give you plenty of real-life suggestions. Incidentally, I altered your thread title a bit. Handy spelling mnemonic: ā€œThe first word in _weird_ is **we**.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/31 "2003-08-21T21:16:14Z")
Professor P. Dicky Yip Priscilla Celery ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/32 "2003-08-21T21:45:35Z")
Natalie Klad Hanover Fist B.J. Belcher ---
**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/33 "2003-08-21T21:57:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lightingtool \* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by milquetoast_ > > ajlilhammer225, > > > > I dissuade thee! > > > > Use proper spelling (of real words) and correct punctuation. Intelligence is way cooler than mindless pop trends. > > > > And Iā€™m not even someone _ **whose** _ not a writer but plays one on TV. > > **(italics mine) > hee hee. Guadere strikes againā€¦** Acknowledged. My bad. See, **ajlilhammer225** : all the more reason to use correct grammar on message boards. I didnā€™t, and now I look like a buffoon. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/34 "2003-08-21T22:41:42Z")
I went to school with a girl named Velvet Beavers, but my all time favorited made-up name is one my friend Mike and I came up with one bored night: Emmitt Von Heffergusonbergsteinmeyer ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/35 "2003-08-21T23:25:17Z")
**Crunchy Frog** reminded me of a couple ā€œvonā€ names I came up with: Otto von Snartzenfartzer Baron von Birkenstock ---
**Author:** ![Carwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carwash)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/36 "2003-08-21T23:30:29Z")
Where I come from there was a girl namedā€¦ Jackie Crapper in fact the whole family were Crappers. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/37 "2003-08-22T02:10:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelicGemma \* > \*\*[Monty Python] > > Bigus Dickus > > [Monty Python] \*\* Donā€™t forget his wife Incontinentia Buttocks! My wifeā€™s favorite made up name: Zarquonimus Crump Sister-in-lawā€™s favorite: Baron von Nurenbricken Two from [The Man With Two Brains](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0085894): Michael Hfuhruhurr and Anne Uumellmahaye. Another weird (but [real](http://www.m-w.com/lighter/cool/cooljulyD.htm)) name: Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhinbimlin Bus Stop-Fā€™Tang-Fā€™Tang-Ole-Biscuit-Barrel (from an old Monty Python skit) And one off the top of my head: Mortimer Frunk No punctuation marks were harmed in the writing of this post. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/38 "2003-08-22T03:43:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sternvogel \* > \*\*[This site](http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/) should give you plenty of real-life suggestions. > > Incidentally, I altered your thread title a bit. Handy spelling mnemonic: ā€œThe first word in _weird_ is **we**.ā€ \*\* That siteā€™s hilarious! Thanks for giving me more things to amuse myself with! šŸ™‚ F\_X ---
**Author:** ![hammerbach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/73ab20/32.png) [@hammerbach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hammerbach)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/39 "2003-08-22T04:18:49Z")
At times like this, I always fondly remember my old Italian girlfriend, Vendetta Mostaccioliā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wierd-name-will-they-come-up-with-next/192450/40 "2003-08-22T13:11:13Z")
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