# What will be in Trump’s “Large, Detailed, but Irrefutable REPORT?” **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 16, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663 "2023-08-16T17:31:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/21 "2023-08-16T18:31:02Z")
With only the first letters of sentences and proper nouns capitalized? I don’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/22 "2023-08-16T18:32:11Z")
> [@Cheesesteak](#): > > Damn, it goes deeper than we thought! It’s all part of the demoncrat plot, man! Get people used to the idea of AI, then say that AIs deserve the vote, then just make 100 kajillion copies of each AI, and they vote out the Troo Pat-riots. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/23 "2023-08-16T18:34:57Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Horseshit. I was gonna post ‘Bullshit’, but I’m still gonna give you the Ninja acknowledgement. ---
**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/24 "2023-08-16T18:36:19Z")
Well it has to be large, its gonna be written in Sharpie 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/25 "2023-08-16T18:39:25Z")
I’d assume he’ll produce nothing and say his lawyers are not letting him speak the truth. This keeps the narrative going that he is being oppressed and it also prevents him from putting out a document that will be yet another public confession and certain to be used against him in these cases. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/26 "2023-08-16T18:44:06Z")
I heard it will be attached to his simple replacement for Obamacare and his infrastructure plan. ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/27 "2023-08-16T18:54:05Z")
It’s a ploy to get everyone’s attention. He’s going to announce the release of his next edition of TFG NFTs come Monday morning. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/28 "2023-08-16T18:54:06Z")
I honestly doubt that he’ll blame his own lawyers because that would imply that he is taking orders from them instead of the other way around. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/29 "2023-08-16T18:58:13Z")
A great big steaming pile of covfefe ---
**Author:** ![LoneRhino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lonerhino/32/1311_2.png) [@LoneRhino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoneRhino)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/30 "2023-08-16T19:19:32Z")
I’m picturing a poster board with “I didn’t steal nuthin” written in crayon. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/31 "2023-08-16T19:25:53Z")
I’m remembering the press conference that Trump had just prior to being inaugurated as president in 2017, where he stood next to a table that had big stacks of documents, and claimed that the documents contained details of him turning over all control of his business dealings to his sons, and removing any conflicts of interest for him as president. Of course, he had staff members who kept anyone from actually examining those stacks of documents, which strongly suggested that they were merely props. So, my prediction for Monday is a similar large stack of “reports,” which he claims is massive evidence, but which no one will actually be allowed to examine. [https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/313907-trump-didnt-allow-reporters-to-see-documents-detailing-split/](https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/313907-trump-didnt-allow-reporters-to-see-documents-detailing-split/) [![](https://thehill.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2017/01/trumps_pence01112017getty.jpg) ](https://thehill.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2017/01/trumps_pence01112017getty.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/32 "2023-08-16T19:29:27Z")
Man, the look of confusion on Eric’s face there…“Wait, I thought those were just blank pages? Why is no one else confused? Maybe I just read them wrong?” ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/33 "2023-08-16T19:35:10Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > I’d assume he’ll produce nothing and say his lawyers are not letting him speak the truth. This keeps the narrative going that he is being oppressed “I’m being oppressed by my own lawyers” does not really carry much weight, does it? ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/34 "2023-08-16T19:37:13Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > “I’m being oppressed by my own lawyers” does not really carry much weight, does it? You have to consider his audience. They’ll probably assume all his lawyers are Democrats that the Derp State forced him to hire (_and pay for!_ The Outrage!). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/35 "2023-08-16T19:42:45Z")
Attacks on prosecutors, judges, Biden etc. with a heavy dose of conspiracy theories and pleas for donations. BOMBSHELLS proving his innocence and the Evil of those Anti-Democracy Stooges to be released at a later time/at trial. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/36 "2023-08-16T19:52:00Z")
Large, Detailed _ **BUT** _ Irrefutable? Why _but_? Just because some report is large (that means: he has not written it himself and he will not read it) and detailed (that means: he would not understand it if he were to read it. Ah, the complexity…!) it does not follow that it is not irrefutable. You must admire tanTrump’s talent for combining category errors with non sequiturs. On second thoughts the word admire may be badly chosen. The word talent is wrong too. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/37 "2023-08-16T19:52:25Z")
Apparently, the report was compiled at least in part by Liz Harrington, a Trump communications aide. Interestingly, she was one of the persons captured in audio recordings when Trump was bragging to people about the confidential military documents that he had stolen. She apparently wrote on twitter > “Georgia has among the most corrupt elections in the country — and they haven’t gotten better since 2020, they’ve gotten worse! Tune in Monday!” So… It’s going to be a pile of unsubstantiated re-warmed over old crap, written by a sycophant who is probably one of the unindicted co-conspirators. It may well contain actionable defamatory statements against individuals or companies (Dominion?) and IMO, will lead to additional lawsuits against both her and Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/38 "2023-08-16T19:54:00Z")
“Hilary did this to me!” ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/39 "2023-08-16T20:01:30Z")
A photo has just been released of Trump working on “the report” at his high-class, secluded, cabin… [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/MwLlxgE.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/MwLlxgE) ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/40 "2023-08-16T20:02:12Z")
That’s obviously fake… Trump would never identify itself as the “former” president. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663.md?page=3)