# What will be in Trump’s “Large, Detailed, but Irrefutable REPORT?”

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [August 16, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663 "2023-08-16T17:31:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/121 "2023-08-18T13:54:02Z")

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I’ve got 10 bucks that says that that never happens.

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**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/122 "2023-08-18T14:04:51Z")

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Yes I couldnt see how his lawyers would want to waste their time or reputations with that. If I had a lawyer they wouldn’t want to write down the stupid things I say either.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/123 "2023-08-18T14:14:07Z")

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> [@Eric1](#):
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> waste their time or reputations

You do remember they’re working for Trump.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/124 "2023-08-18T14:15:57Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Yeah, that’s pretty much all he can talk about- the 2020 election. Nobody else has ever campaigned on the previous election. The only ones that care about it are the MAGA types, for everyone else it’s what is the vision going forward.

Could Grover Cleveland have campaigned on the previous election? After all, he _did_ serve two non consecutive terms.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/125 "2023-08-18T14:21:07Z")

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> [@Eric1](#):
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> I don’t get how that benefits him really.

Well, it gets him off the hook for no-showing on Monday.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/126 "2023-08-18T14:25:33Z")

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I would love to see a poll of how many of his supporters thought he’d actually come through. His supporters take Charlie Brown and the football as an positive life lesson, an example to emulate.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/127 "2023-08-18T14:37:32Z")

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> **[Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/110907680862750579)**
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> Rather than releasing the Report on the Rigged & Stolen Georgia 2020 Presidential Election on Monday, my lawyers would prefer putting this, I believe, Irrefutable & Overwhelming evidence of Election Fraud & Irregularities in formal Legal...

Haha.

Yeah, his report will be released in court. So much for my Monday morning laugh.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/128 "2023-08-18T14:38:41Z")

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So then, no report after all. Big shock.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/129 "2023-08-18T14:46:03Z")

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To be fair, it’s hard to refute incoherent, delusional wharrgarbl. So pretty much anything he presents in any context will be “irrefutable” in that sense.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/130 "2023-08-18T14:46:59Z")

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Uh, yeah whatever, you’re an idiot. should work.

NOT a response directed to Gyrate.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/131 "2023-08-18T15:14:19Z")

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I wonder if his lawyers are going for psychiatric evaluation of Trump. Is he competent enough to stand trial?

But that opens up entirely new problems for Trump. He will never agree to it since he’s a stable genius.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/132 "2023-08-18T15:24:04Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Could Grover Cleveland have campaigned on the previous election? After all, he _did_ serve two non consecutive terms.

I never read where Grover Cleveland spent his entire time between terms whining about the election he lost or crying about election fraud. But I’m not terribly knowledgable about his presidency so I could be wrong.

I don’t see how his lawyers could go for a psych evaluation since that would be admitting that he is less than perfect. Besides he got the man woman camera bit right and amazed the doctors when he passed that test.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/133 "2023-08-18T15:35:09Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Besides he got the man woman camera bit right and amazed the doctors when he passed that test.

Erm, it was clearly Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV. But it’s ok, most people couldn’t get that right, it’s very difficult.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/134 "2023-08-18T15:37:00Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> it was clearly Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV. But it’s ok, most people couldn’t get that right, it’s very difficult.

Extra points if you get them in order. Almost no one can do that.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/135 "2023-08-18T16:08:04Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> Extra points if you get them in order. Almost no one can do that.

1,2,3,4,5 is also very, very difficult.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/136 "2023-08-18T16:09:56Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> NOT a response directed to Gyrate.

No, I understood what you meant. Although I am occasionally an idiot.

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/137 "2023-08-18T16:32:20Z")

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Maybe he just misspelled “retort”? As in, “Yah, yah, Jack Smith is a big doodyhead.” That’s large, detailed, and irrefutable until we make a chemical analysis of Smith’s head to see its precise composition, which Smith is unwilling to allow.

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**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/138 "2023-08-18T16:57:08Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> > [@Procrustus](#):
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> > Extra points if you get them in order. Almost no one can do that. -
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> 1,2,3,4,5 is also very, very difficult.

Not if you do them alphabetically.  
5,4,1,3,2

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**Author:** ![excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/excavating_for_a_mind)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/139 "2023-08-18T17:44:39Z")

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> [@slicedalone](#):
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> …Smith is unwilling to allow.

More irrefutable proof that he’s hiding something.

Probably Hunter’s laptop or Hillary’s e-mails (or both).

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-be-in-trump-s-large-detailed-but-irrefutable-report/988663/140 "2023-08-18T17:59:51Z")

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Perhaps the path of HURRICANE HILARY?

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