# What will happen on Dec 21st, 2012?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 29, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871 "2008-11-29T02:21:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/21 "2008-11-29T04:06:30Z")

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You signed up just to ask that question? Was it a burning question? Does it have significance? Will you be coming back to tell us the answer?

I don’t know what will happen. They haven’t given me super-powers yet, but the date will look cool on that day.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/22 "2008-11-29T04:11:05Z")

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> [@minlokwat](#):
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> The end of days is set for Sunday, December 23, 2012.

Beats watching Jingle Bells, I guess.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/23 "2008-11-29T04:31:43Z")

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My father will turn 77.

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**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/24 "2008-11-29T04:35:57Z")

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People with silly ideas all around the world will lose respect for the Mayans for all the wrong reasons.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/25 "2008-11-29T04:58:26Z")

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Mayan civilization will collapse.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/26 "2008-11-29T05:05:41Z")

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A great roaring sound will occur, seemingly from everywhere. A bright light will fill the sky. Strange creatures will appear on the streets; Lizard men, and headless dogs. We shall look to the west where a great sphere will descend from the heavens. It will rupture and all our hopes and fears will be made manifest for one last time.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/27 "2008-11-29T05:22:16Z")

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I think I’ll throw a “we’re all gonna frakkin die” party. Working on the music now.

[Some Doors](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbI5K0AzNHI)

[REM](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGqroT1FZ5Y)

[Molly Hatchet](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhhtRxqSrys)

[Viking Kittens Rule the World](http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/)

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**Author:** ![chocolatefrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/41988e/32.png) [@chocolatefrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chocolatefrog)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/28 "2008-11-29T06:33:03Z")

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Welcoming our new Mayan overlords.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/29 "2008-11-29T06:34:37Z")

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Mel Gibson is going to be offered as a sacrifice to Chaac.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/30 "2008-11-29T06:37:04Z")

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The Electoral College re-elects Obama.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/31 "2008-11-29T06:56:33Z")

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It will snow a little.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/32 "2008-11-29T06:58:07Z")

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> [@FatBaldGuy](#):
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> Umm…it will be 4 days before Christmas?

Or as it will then be known, the “United Nations World Festival of Entirely Voluntary Gratitude to Our Holy Saviour Lord Carpathia”.

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/33 "2008-11-29T07:58:28Z")

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It’ll rain spaghetti and meatballs.

Also, it’ll be palindrome-ish.

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/34 "2008-11-29T08:20:33Z")

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I’ll be 67 plus a day

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/35 "2008-11-29T10:10:35Z")

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[This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCuaR8KehEk) movie will be on a lot of channels around the world.

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**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/36 "2008-11-29T10:26:43Z")

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[Recent thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=494714). Included:

> [@Neidhart](#):
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> Chinese toy recalled because it contains lead. And has small parts.
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> Good Samaritan does something heartwarming.
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> Homeless people still homeless.
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> Baby needs liver transplant.
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> Gene for $DISEASE discovered; actual cure, if any, still 50 years in the future.
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> Oh yeah, and new environmental data shows the effects of climate change will be so extreme that the human race will be extinct in 200 years.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/37 "2008-11-29T11:56:41Z")

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According to my visions, beautiful, naked, lustful women will fling themselves upon me, demanding a wild orgy to mark the end of the world.

C’mon, you don’t want to displease the Gods and violate **prophecy** , now do you ?!

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**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/38 "2008-11-29T12:29:43Z")

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I’m sure I’ll have a nice bowel movement.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/39 "2008-11-29T12:33:56Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> Considering the Mayans couldn’t even keep their civilization intact I don’t think I’d put a lot of store in their ability to predict anything.

They knew you’d say that.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-happen-on-dec-21st-2012/474871/40 "2008-11-29T13:48:02Z")

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President-elect Sarah Palin will name her attorney general?:eek::eek::eek:

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