# What will the gay marriages accomplish?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 8, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-the-gay-marriages-accomplish/233179 "2004-03-08T21:15:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-the-gay-marriages-accomplish/233179/21 "2004-03-11T01:54:00Z")

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The Moral Decay[sup]TM[/sup] of the US is complete.

Men are now legally able to marry their dogs, goats, llama and/or yaks.

God has abandoned this country; all those who believe they are saved are going to have to start paying off those cars they were counting on losing once they got raptured.

The divorce rate in this country will at least double and may even triple, since this unprecedented attack on Traditional Marriage [sup]TM[/sup] has now proven successful with the arbitrary legal decisions of such partisan activists, and marriage is thus hopelessly bleeding from all pores.

Gay couples will now be allowed to _gasp_ raise children, and as such the number of gay people in this country will skyrocket until our population dwindles as the number of breeders loses out to the more Sodomites’ Gay Lifestyle [sup]TM[/sup].

Finally, as a sign of complete abandon for the entire planet, six thousand years of history will burn up in the fiery pits of Hell - literally. The Earth will spin out of orbit (a move all those evolutionist scientists would have predicted if they’d read their Bibles instead of relying on unproven theories) and be swallowed whole by the Sun.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-the-gay-marriages-accomplish/233179/22 "2004-03-11T03:08:49Z")

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I don’t think we’re that lucky.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2004, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-the-gay-marriages-accomplish/233179/23 "2004-03-11T04:44:59Z")

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> To the extent it remains localized in San Francisco and New Paltz

And **Oregon. Oregon, Oregon, Oregon!** We just married over 1600 couples in 5 days! We are not a suburb of California!

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