# What Will You Be in Your Next Life? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 25, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018 "2006-02-25T02:41:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/1 "2006-02-25T02:41:16Z")
Take the [Reincarnation Quiz!](http://www.reincarnationstation.com/) According to them I will be a **lion!** \*"Only 18% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life as you. Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life."\* Take that, you 82% who will be lower life forms! Bow to the lioness in me! Uh oh. It seems I was somehow downgraded to a cockroach. Ok, what I said before…you know I was joking, right? ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/2 "2006-02-25T03:00:50Z")
A rock? A _ROCK_?! This game is stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/3 "2006-02-25T03:09:09Z")
I’m an **alligator** : _Almost 39% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you._ “Ding, fries are done!” cracked me up! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/4 "2006-02-25T03:15:57Z")
I’m an **alligator** as well. I have sincerely looked for the validity of their criticisms and decided they can go to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/5 "2006-02-25T03:17:32Z")
I’m a parrot. I hate birds. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/6 "2006-02-25T03:21:06Z")
A zebra. “Only 23% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you. Remain honorable in this life, and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life.” Great. I get hunted and killed by the lion. _le sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/7 "2006-02-25T03:24:13Z")
> [@LunaV](#): > > I’m an **alligator** : _Almost 39% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you._ Ditto. See ya later… ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/8 "2006-02-25T03:28:12Z")
> [@Ice Wolf](#): > > Great. I get hunted and killed by the lion. _le sigh_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/9 "2006-02-25T03:39:04Z")
I’m going to be a wolf. “Almost 34% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you. You’re not perfect, but you’ve lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.” ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/10 "2006-02-25T04:13:33Z")
A Cat, 50%. Ouch, I’m a meanie. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/11 "2006-02-25T04:22:07Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > I’m going to be a wolf. > “Almost 34% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you. > You’re not perfect, but you’ve lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.” Dammit! I _knew_ I should’ve done more sinning! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pensandfeathers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Pensandfeathers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pensandfeathers)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/12 "2006-02-25T04:22:08Z")
A bear. \*"Almost 32% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you. You’re not perfect, but you’ve lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better."\* ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/13 "2006-02-25T04:27:20Z")
I’m a zebra. Wolf is definitely cooler- are they trying to teach us something about being victims? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/14 "2006-02-25T04:55:26Z")
woohoo! i’m a lion too…with the 18 percent stuff, too. what’s higher than lion? ghandi? chuck norris? john holmes? ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/15 "2006-02-25T05:02:00Z")
Chalk up another lion here. ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/16 "2006-02-25T05:05:05Z")
Cow. _66% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you._ Mooooo. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/17 "2006-02-25T05:07:06Z")
A penguin…\* \*at least I’ll still look good in a tuxedo. ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/18 "2006-02-25T05:11:45Z")
I’m a gorilla. Here’s hoping they’re still around when I kick the bucket; otherwise, I’m screwed. ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/19 "2006-02-25T05:49:55Z")
A horse. Ooooh! My fries are done! ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018/20 "2006-02-25T06:00:19Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > woohoo! > i’m a lion too…with the 18 percent stuff, too. > > what’s higher than lion? ghandi? chuck norris? john holmes? Apparently a gorilla. > [@](#): > > Only 14% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you. I don’t _want_ to be a gorilla. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-be-in-your-next-life/346018.md?page=2)