# What will YOU do to save Toby? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110 "2005-02-27T03:20:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/1 "2005-02-27T03:20:20Z")
> [@](#): > > Only YOU have the POWER to SAVE TOBY [www.savetoby.com](http://savetoby.com) Pony up $50,000, or this helpless bunny gets eaten. Or, for ten bucks you could probably get a quarter-pound of Toby-Burger. Hmm. Decisions, decisions. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/2 "2005-02-27T03:26:05Z")
I’m doing nothing.Fuck Toby.He can end up as rabbit pie… 😃 EVIL LAUGH! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/3 "2005-02-27T03:33:25Z")
I think someone should set up a Bonsai Bunny site for Toby. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/4 "2005-02-27T03:56:58Z")
Damn, I don’t think I’ve laughed so long in a long time. Poor Toby, he’s so cute…eff 'em. What a blatant (and brilliant) attempt at emotional blackmail. Who wouldn’t give a few bucks to save a cute little bunny? Apparently US$16,380.18 worth of people agree. As for me; I’ve read “Watership Down”. Cute little bunnies, my arse. They’re vicious creatures with fangs like this! If Toby can’t figure out how to escape, that’s his tough luck. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/5 "2005-02-27T04:13:58Z")
I’m calling Hannibal Lector. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/6 "2005-02-27T04:24:44Z")
Damn! :mad: I can’t believe that I didn’t think of this first! ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/7 "2005-02-27T07:19:56Z")
I’d eat rabbit stew to save Toby. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/8 "2005-02-27T07:21:34Z")
Toby or not Toby. _That_ is the question… ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/9 "2005-02-27T07:23:29Z")
There’s already a [pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=304095) about Toby. In it someone posted a link to a site claiming that it’s a joke site and that you couldn’t really donate because the Paypal link didn’t work. I tested it out and was able to donate one cent towards Toby’s life. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/10 "2005-02-27T07:43:20Z")
Too bad it’s been [done](http://www.krohm.net/bernd.htm) before. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/11 "2005-02-27T07:47:42Z")
Rabbit season! ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/12 "2005-02-27T07:58:11Z")
Hassenpfeffer!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/13 "2005-02-27T08:10:47Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > Rabbit season! Duck season! (Especially the ones with long floppy ears and cottontails …) ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-do-to-save-toby/292110/14 "2005-02-27T11:23:17Z")
Hamster season! We have a VERY plentiful supply here 😉