# What will you title your debut album? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2013, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734 "2013-03-23T13:08:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/21 "2013-03-24T20:03:28Z")
I titled my debut album **Dark Side of My Mother**. Link, of anyone is interested (the cover is sort of NSFW): [http://janurec.com/cd07.html](http://janurec.com/cd07.html) ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/22 "2013-03-24T20:09:47Z")
Listen to This. I Dare Ya. ---
**Author:** ![MichaelQReilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@MichaelQReilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelQReilly)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/23 "2013-03-24T22:03:04Z")
The Hootermobile Must Ride ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/24 "2013-03-24T22:08:16Z")
_The Stars Are Right_, with cover art of Cthulhu ravaging Hollywood ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/25 "2013-03-24T22:11:47Z")
_Do Not Buy This Piece of Crap!_ (seriously, other than foot tapping I have no musical talent whatsoever) But this gave me another ideas: _Foot Tapping to the Greats!_ ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/26 "2013-03-24T22:13:57Z")
**"Tape Your Windows, Folks"** _24 off-key tracks guaranteed to shatter everything glass within hearing range!_ ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/27 "2013-03-24T23:12:38Z")
> [@White SIFL](#): > > Don’t get it. > ☹ [It’s from _Bleak House_](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNySOLFLjGA), said repeatedly by evil old Grandfather Smallweed to his squirrelly granddaughter. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/28 "2013-03-24T23:34:20Z")
**Bald Walnut** ---
**Author:** ![sisu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@sisu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sisu)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/29 "2013-03-24T23:35:03Z")
Kevin - The Album or Psychedelic Fish Fry ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/30 "2013-03-24T23:37:53Z")
I saw this question yesterday and couldn’t think of anything. Today a name came to me. If I were to make an album, the name of it would simply be No Change. God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/31 "2013-03-24T23:46:10Z")
**Lizzie off the Pickle Boat.** ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/32 "2013-03-25T00:23:44Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > I think I will call mine “ **Jesus in a Porkpie Hat** ”. > > It doesn’t have any meaning; just has a nice ring and evokes a pleasant visual. I suppose I’d have to write such a song as well. > Point of information: I will not, in fact, be releasing an album nor writing a song. > > mmm Maybe a [book](http://lastbender.com/fiction/jesus-in-a-pork-pie-hat/)? ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/33 "2013-03-25T00:34:15Z")
Hair on a G String. ---
**Author:** ![Tinker\_Grey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tinker_grey/32/8136_2.png) [@Tinker\_Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinker_Grey)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/34 "2013-03-25T01:12:34Z")
Bob Dylan’s 115th Nightmare. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/35 "2013-03-25T01:57:54Z")
My bands’s name will be _ **Tribal Drum Addicts** _ and our first album will be called _ **"Hot Tub Town Tonight"** _. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/36 "2013-03-25T04:21:16Z")
[Buttocks Whipper](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=682317&highlight=buttocks+whipper) ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/37 "2013-03-25T04:28:38Z")
Taco. Eponymous. Or perhaps 'Ponymoose Taco. And in keeping with how the word ‘taco’ got appended to my 'netstatus, not a word in any of the songs will make any sense at all to most people; it shall be a series of inside jokes. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/38 "2013-03-25T15:15:40Z")
I home-recorded a CD a few years back; it’s called _Rebel Without an Effect._ I’d like to record another one sometime… not sure what I’ll call it; one current candidate is _Stream of Unconsciousness._ I’ve also toyed with the idea of an album called _The Album of the Same Name._ The first track would be called “The Title Cut”. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/39 "2013-03-25T15:46:26Z")
**Moment of Impact** _Harmageddon Strawberry Fever When the Chevy Breaks Desert Bahada A Glass for Sharon Gimme My Bones Grin Reaper You Tuck Too Much Keep it Neat Border Tossing_ ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734/40 "2013-03-25T15:51:26Z")
I would have gone with “Eponymous”, but that’s not very original. My next choice would be, _Haikus, Limmericks and Higgledy-Piggledies–The Instrumental Versions_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-you-title-your-debut-album/653734.md?page=3)