# What will your biography be called? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 13, 2002, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418 "2002-04-13T07:59:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/21 "2002-04-14T06:43:11Z")
Mine would be… _No One Really Knew Annie_ D’uh, yes, that’s my “real name.” ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/22 "2002-04-14T06:51:07Z")
_“I Can’t Take You Anywhere!”; The Story of an American Cripple_🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/23 "2002-04-14T07:34:58Z")
_Where Is She Now?_ ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/24 "2002-04-14T10:29:48Z")
Underpants. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/25 "2002-04-14T13:18:09Z")
_Should 've Listened to Mother_ ---
**Author:** ![Efrem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@Efrem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Efrem)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/26 "2002-04-14T15:19:25Z")
I saw this title somewhere and I’d think it would be cute (although grossly incorrect). ---
**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/27 "2002-04-14T16:14:58Z")
_Okay, What Did I Miss While I Was Gone?_ That’s been my dream title since the eighth grade. I miss a lot of obvious and/or important things, you see - punchlines, Star Trek, this year’s yearbook photo shoot, and so on. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/28 "2002-04-14T17:43:05Z")
“The Biography of Osiris” Boring huh? ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/29 "2002-04-15T02:34:23Z")
_Emperor Ranchoth I: Conquerer, Genius, Madman._ Oh? What the biography WILL be titled, not what I WANT it to be titled? Then… _Ranchoth: He still owed me a little money, but he was a nice guy, so I let it slide_ ☹ Ranchoth ---
**Author:** ![Voltaire\_s\_bitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ac8455/32.png) [@Voltaire\_s\_bitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voltaire_s_bitch)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/30 "2002-04-15T02:36:20Z")
From Loser to Never-was or Hung Like a Horse: A Novel ---
**Author:** ![Neptune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@Neptune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neptune)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/31 "2002-04-15T02:48:35Z")
Mundane Pointless Stuff ---
**Author:** ![Trucido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@Trucido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trucido)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/32 "2002-04-15T03:11:37Z")
_A Life of Loud, Angry Desperation_, perhaps subtitled ‘A Counter-Example in Three Parts, Not for Perusal by Ladies or Children’ ---
**Author:** ![non-native](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@non-native](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/non-native)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/33 "2002-04-15T04:24:51Z")
_The Uninteresting Life of A Homeless Man_ ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/34 "2002-04-15T05:12:08Z")
Cranky As An Old Man: The Life and Times of a Cantankerous Hag. Subtitled “Keep this book with your camping gear; you can always use the pages for kindling.” Comes with a free book of matches. ---
**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/35 "2002-04-15T07:39:54Z")
_Sex, Beer, Drugs, Beer, Rock&Roll, Beer, Cars, and Beer. Oh yeah, and Eat, Sleep, and Shit._😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/36 "2002-04-15T10:55:01Z")
See sig. [sub](That could be the title, too, for that matter…)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/37 "2002-04-15T12:38:35Z")
Chasing Faith and Ducking God ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/38 "2002-04-15T13:07:02Z")
Don’t Do It Again!: The Rise and Fall of a Major Annoyance ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/39 "2002-04-15T13:23:05Z")
“Turn Down the Radio, We’re At An Intersection” Possible the wisest, and most assinine, thing I’ve ever uttered. This bit of wisdom has spread so far and wide among my friends, and my friiends’ friends, that Iwas once introduced to someone who went to graduate school with a friend’s room mate and they said, “Hey, aren’t you the guy who told Lilly to turn down the radio because you were at an intersection? What in the hell was all that about?” My wisdom had proceeded me. ---
**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/40 "2002-04-15T16:05:50Z")
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