# What will your biography be called? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 13, 2002, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418 "2002-04-13T07:59:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![girl27](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ad7895/32.png) [@girl27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/girl27)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/41 "2002-04-15T16:54:42Z")
“A History of Bruising” OR “Elephant Shoes” ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/42 "2002-04-15T17:40:08Z")
“Jesus had it easy” ---
**Author:** ![Schnitte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/schnitte/32/9033_2.png) [@Schnitte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schnitte)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/43 "2002-04-15T19:23:04Z")
“Alone In Bad Company” ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/44 "2002-04-15T20:59:30Z")
_You Caught Me At A Bad Time, So Why Don’t You Piss Off_ ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/45 "2002-04-16T05:41:18Z")
**Thank God That’s Over!** Oh wait, that’s my epitaph… ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/46 "2002-04-16T05:42:21Z")
Sorry, bad night… ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/47 "2002-04-16T19:36:29Z")
**Wolf in Geek’s Clothing** ---
**Author:** ![Smith\_W](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Smith\_W](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smith_W)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/48 "2002-04-16T20:12:39Z")
“Why not to smoke when pregnant with children” ---
**Author:** ![scm1001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@scm1001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scm1001)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/49 "2002-04-16T20:38:14Z")
“Am I boring or What?” ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/50 "2002-04-17T13:00:02Z")
“From bad, to worse” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/51 "2002-04-17T13:07:25Z")
_A B+ Kind of Life_ ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/52 "2002-04-17T13:53:01Z")
I just posted this exact same question a few weeks ago but what the hey 😉 **"Wasted Potential"** ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/53 "2002-04-17T15:26:24Z")
Possibilities: “A Life More Ordinary” “You’re Wasting Your Time Reading This? Get A Life, Dammit!” ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-biography-be-called/103418/54 "2002-04-17T16:29:39Z")
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