# What will your last words be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120 "2005-10-13T20:42:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/21 "2005-10-13T21:33:21Z")
Gggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkk!!! ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/22 "2005-10-13T21:34:16Z")
Moe! Larry! The Cheese! Moe! Larry! The Cheese! ---
**Author:** ![parthenokinesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@parthenokinesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parthenokinesis)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/23 "2005-10-13T21:52:38Z")
“That must’ve looked funny as hell frow where you’re standing.” ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/24 "2005-10-13T21:58:13Z")
Let’s roll… ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/25 "2005-10-13T21:59:49Z")
“Oh, shit.” ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/26 "2005-10-13T22:02:18Z")
I’ve always thought it would be nice to go out with: “Let us cross the river and rest in the shade of the trees”. But I suspect mine will probably be more along the lines of “Oops.” ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/27 "2005-10-13T22:19:17Z")
Air! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/28 "2005-10-13T22:40:30Z")
“Beavers and Ducks!” Or, the Trekky “Oh my…” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/29 "2005-10-13T22:41:27Z")
Oh, dear! What’s… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/30 "2005-10-13T22:41:51Z")
**You’re standing on my AIR TUBE !!!** ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/31 "2005-10-13T22:42:10Z")
I’m hoping for “Zzzzzzzzzzz…” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/32 "2005-10-13T23:14:29Z")
“The money I embezzled is buried under the…” ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/33 "2005-10-13T23:18:10Z")
Knowing me, probably “Huh?” ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/34 "2005-10-13T23:22:12Z")
“To…hell…with…yogurt.” Or, with respect to the late Oscar Wilde… “Either this wallpaper goes or I do.” ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/35 "2005-10-13T23:33:51Z")
Weekday wife? Meet weekend wife. ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/36 "2005-10-13T23:46:15Z")
“Those aren’t the _dangerous_ kind of ants. Here, I’ll show you…” ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/37 "2005-10-13T23:47:25Z")
“Sure, I’ll do it for the fourth time tonight.” ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/38 "2005-10-13T23:54:07Z")
Beyond my last words, I want my epitaph to read: _“What did I do now?”_ But I hope my last words will be along the lines of “Oh yeah baby, make me scream, harder harder!” _shrug_ I _said_ hope. ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/39 "2005-10-13T23:57:54Z")
Probably, “Ah, shit.” Or maybe, “Fuck.” ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/40 "2005-10-13T23:59:42Z")
Probably something like “I told you before. I feel fine.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120.md?page=3)