# What will your last words be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120 "2005-10-13T20:42:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/41 "2005-10-14T00:13:39Z")
Either “Rosebud” or “A Elbereth Gilthoniel”!!! hidden(Pretty pathetic of me, I seem to spell Elvish better than English. I just verified the spelling of the above and it was correct but I had either as ether.) message ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/42 "2005-10-14T00:14:57Z")
Timor mortis conturbat me. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/43 "2005-10-14T01:02:32Z")
“Gazpacho soup!” Somebody had to say it! ---
**Author:** ![Nilor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a4c791/32.png) [@Nilor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nilor)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/44 "2005-10-14T01:10:14Z")
Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburga…oh, wait, that’s the last thing I’ll hear ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/45 "2005-10-14T01:13:21Z")
Oh the slitherydee he came out of the sea, Oh the slitherydee he came out of the sea. Oh you won’t catch me Mr. Slitherdee You. Won’t. Catch. M… Thanks Shel Silverstein ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/46 "2005-10-14T01:25:41Z")
“Tell Rain she’s a bitch.” Actually, since I hope to let go of that by the time I die, here’s a different one. “Bah, caf food. It looks edible though.” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/47 "2005-10-14T01:43:04Z")
“Relax! It’s perfectly safe!” Or, should I die in a particularly bloody and gruesome manner, I hope for an understated, “Ow,” just before I expire. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/48 "2005-10-14T01:43:40Z")
“Yeah? You and whose army? Oh, that one-” “I know this song…” “I’m in the foxhole…” ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/49 "2005-10-14T01:53:10Z")
Alright, alright. _I’ll_ go first… ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/50 "2005-10-14T01:57:51Z")
Either “I will fight you untill my last breath, you-” Or, “All Right! It worked!” Maybe, “So that’s what a Valkyrie looks like…” Or, if I’m in the right mood, “With my last breath, I curse you… Zoidberg!” Perhaps, “Well that was a good one. I wonder what’s next.” ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/51 "2005-10-14T02:30:15Z")
Of couse I know what I’m doin… ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/52 "2005-10-14T02:34:01Z")
That’s IT??.. …I want my money back… ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/53 "2005-10-14T03:02:31Z")
“Cthulhu! Oh no…” “For the last time, there are no brown bears in this part of the woods.” “I’m gonna go get a shower.” “Did anybody hear a ‘click’?” (gasping) “At Laaaaaassst” “Clip the red wire. You’re sure about that?” “'ello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/54 "2005-10-14T03:32:57Z")
Damn it! Yes, I know where we’re going. or No one is tell _me_ to to wear a helmet. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/55 "2005-10-14T04:07:59Z")
I would like for them to be “mmm… mmmm… yeah… oh yeah, baby”… but knowing me it’ll be “I told you I was sick. Dammit!” ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/56 "2005-10-14T04:11:14Z")
“Fish!” Peering intently into the distance - “Hey, you’re not Jesus!” “I’m not your real father” ---
**Author:** ![Lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@Lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lola)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/57 "2005-10-14T04:15:11Z")
“Honey, your ass looks huge in those pants”. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/58 "2005-10-14T04:16:39Z")
“I love you, Son.” ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/59 "2005-10-14T04:33:54Z")
“Always remember this… the truth is… uuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhh” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/60 "2005-10-14T05:20:51Z")
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