# What will your last words be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120 "2005-10-13T20:42:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/81 "2005-10-14T17:12:27Z")
> [@Madd Maxx](#): > > “I think I just shit my pants.” My second to last words will be: “Pull my finger.” ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/82 "2005-10-14T18:52:11Z")
Well lookee here, an Ursus horribilis. Does this big ol’ teddy bear want his widdle tummy wubbed… ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/83 "2005-10-14T20:20:55Z")
When I was younger I thought it would be… _you’ll never take me alive, coppers!!!_ Now, I think it will be something along the lines of… _Ahhahahahahahhahaha… oops_ ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/84 "2005-10-14T21:48:34Z")
"Great. Now I’ll _never_ see the end of [Brazil](http://imdb.com/title/tt0088846/) (because I’ve seen most of it like, 8 times but never see the ending) “Boy, that was close…oh.” “Dammit! Not again!” “The eighteen digit PIN number for the main account is 471…ack!” “To infibidy and befar!” - in honor of my nephew who used to pronounce it that way. “Oh, hello Mr. Gotti.” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/85 "2005-10-14T22:11:51Z")
> [@chappachula](#): > > The article said that in most cases the final words on the tape were either “…(female name)… I love you” > or “oh shit!” I wonder how often it’s one, and then the other. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/86 "2005-10-14T23:00:44Z")
“You don’t have the balls!” ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/87 "2005-10-14T23:14:38Z")
I do. ---
**Author:** ![aamco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@aamco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aamco)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/88 "2005-10-14T23:21:03Z")
“I have found an astonishing proof of this theorem, but there is no time now to explain it.” ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/89 "2005-10-14T23:21:26Z")
“Catch you on the flip side!” ---
**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/90 "2005-10-14T23:23:40Z")
“Don’t have too much fun without me.” “Just think happy thoughts and we’ll fly home…” “So long…and thanks for all the fish.” “So long and goodnight.” ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/91 "2005-10-14T23:24:41Z")
_Is that all there is?_ Although I’d really like it to be: _Well, that’s the last star, the entire universe has gone cold, and we’re out of beer. You ready to go?_ ---
**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/92 "2005-10-14T23:25:26Z")
"Is that a cow in the roa . . . " ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/93 "2005-10-14T23:30:44Z")
Why yes, I \*would \*like more cheese. ---
**Author:** ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/94 "2005-10-15T00:05:18Z")
BOSCO! ``` (I can't believe I'm the first one to post this.) ``` ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/95 "2005-10-15T00:31:50Z")
“Naw, baby, Bears _like_ it when you stand between them and their cubs. check it out.” ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/96 "2005-10-15T01:04:43Z")
> [@chappachula](#): > > about 30 years ago I read a magazine article (hows that for a good cite?) about the “black box” in airplane crashes, (which was just a tape recorder that recorded conversations between the pilot and co-pilot.) > > The article said that in most cases the final words on the tape were either “…(female name)… I love you” > or “oh shit!” It’s “oh shit” that leads the pack, by a large margin. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/97 "2005-10-15T01:22:40Z")
Woolybooger my ass! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/98 "2005-10-15T02:32:31Z")
“Of course it’s dead, see I’ll poke it with this sti…” or “Oh no, not again” ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/99 "2005-10-15T03:26:26Z")
Bitterly, to whomever is at my bedside: “Well, why couldn’t this be **you** , instead?” “Wow! This is the biggest mousetrap I’ve ever seeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” “Where’s all that moaning coming from?” “Someone’s knocking at the door … somebody’s ringing the bell … do me a favor: tell them to fuck off! I’m _dyin’_ here!” ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-will-your-last-words-be/326120/100 "2005-10-15T07:06:09Z")
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