# What won't you wear?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wont-you-wear/342336>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 31, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wont-you-wear/342336 "2006-01-31T12:43:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wont-you-wear/342336/161 "2006-02-09T17:35:53Z")

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Blue jeans. I don’t care for the texture of denim.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-wont-you-wear/342336/162 "2006-02-09T17:44:38Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> Forgot to say that I’ll never wear a beard without a mustache, nor will I wear facial hair styled in intricate little streaks and wisps that look like they were drawn on with a mascara pencil.

Bravo on both! The horse shoe shaped beard without a mustache (a la Abe Lincoln) is just wrong in today’s world.

And the wispy beards need to go. They look like theatrical appliances to me.

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