# What would an Amish Westworld be like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** tv-shows-scripted, movies\ **Created:** [October 11, 2022, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-an-amish-westworld-be-like/973047 "2022-10-11T02:54:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-an-amish-westworld-be-like/973047/1 "2022-10-11T02:54:26Z")
Delos has opened up a new theme park world. Instead of the Wild West or Feudal Japan or Ancient Rome they choose an Amish theme What would Amishworld be like? Would they follow the same pattern of a relatively tame core area that gets less family friendly and more decadent the further out you get? No season 4 open spoilers please. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-an-amish-westworld-be-like/973047/2 "2022-10-11T08:36:13Z")
I’m betting the hardcore areas would be something like this: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/lOfZLb33uCg/maxresdefault.jpg ""Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise")") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg) (Someone was going to post this, so why not me?) ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-an-amish-westworld-be-like/973047/3 "2022-10-11T11:24:07Z")
Are you raising a barn in your pocket, or…? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-an-amish-westworld-be-like/973047/4 "2022-10-11T13:53:01Z")
> [@alphaboi867](#): > > more decadent the further out you get Are you familiar with _Children of the Corn_? _The Wicker Man_? _Midsommar_? That’s the kind of thing, I’d imagine. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-an-amish-westworld-be-like/973047/5 "2022-10-11T14:35:33Z")
It would be just like every other …World. Sex with robots, just more chaste. This one would be for the religious tightie righties, so that they can pretend that when they “bundle” it’s not really sex. And they can reenact the key scenes from _Witness._ And there’s a church at the exit, where they can confess and repent before returing home to wife and kinder. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-an-amish-westworld-be-like/973047/6 "2022-10-11T20:45:23Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > And there’s a church at the exit, where they can confess and repent before returing home to wife and kinder. Now matter how kind you are, German children are kinder. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-an-amish-westworld-be-like/973047/7 "2022-10-11T22:45:51Z")
The bald gunslinger in the black shirt would go around beating up old men with beards and straw hats. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2022, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-an-amish-westworld-be-like/973047/8 "2022-10-11T23:20:39Z")
I’m thinking RumspringaWorld would be the correct title, and then you’d have this at the exit. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/KnKVCcw0SVk/maxresdefault.jpg "Letterkenny s06e04 - Dyck's Slip Out - Clip only - Not whole episode") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnKVCcw0SVk)