# What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say? ((Game.)) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582 "2001-10-10T15:07:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/1 "2001-10-10T15:07:55Z")
I’ve got a couple free minutes today, so I thought I’d contribute a little game of my own that my friend John and I came up with. Hey everybody! It’s **"What would Arnold Scwarzenegger say?"** The rules are simple, you hand “Arnold” an inanimate object, and the next person in line comes up with a classic “Arnold” one-liner for that object. For example: _“Here’s a lollipop, Arnold.”_ And Arnold says: _“I’ve got you licked, sucker.”_ Helps if you do the accent too. 😉 Anyway, go at it and have fun. We’ll start with an easy one. _“Here’s a tire, Arnold.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/2 "2001-10-10T15:16:50Z")
“Wheel be back!” Here’s a potato, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/3 "2001-10-10T15:20:20Z")
“It’s not a tuber!” Here’s a banana, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/4 "2001-10-10T15:36:16Z")
“Hasta Chiquita, Baby” Here’s a blow-up doll, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![atypicalcarl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@atypicalcarl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atypicalcarl)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/5 "2001-10-10T16:06:25Z")
[Terminator] “Your clothes. Give me your clothes _now._ Put them on the doll. Put them on the doll _now_.” [/Terminator] Here’s a puppy, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/6 "2001-10-10T16:14:10Z")
“I don’t think you’ve had your rabies shots.” _BLAM BLAM BLAM_ Here’s a paper clip, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/7 "2001-10-10T16:30:36Z")
“Get bent.” Here’s a blender, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/8 "2001-10-10T16:44:00Z")
“But this is already… quite mixed up.” Here’s a step-ladde Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/9 "2001-10-10T16:45:07Z")
“Looks like I’m one up on you.” \ Here’s a '66 Mustang, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/10 "2001-10-10T17:09:00Z")
“Get out.” Here’s an ancient Greek amphora, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![Elvis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Elvis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elvis)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/11 "2001-10-10T17:25:10Z")
“All your vase are belong to us!” Here’s the Mona Lisa, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/12 "2001-10-10T17:37:52Z")
“Here’s a little something for your collection.” \ Arnold, here’s a stuffed Dilbert doll. (BTW, this is about the funniest thread I’ve read in a long time. Good idea, **Simetra**!) ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/13 "2001-10-10T18:27:09Z")
\ “Get your ass to Mars.” Arnold, here’s a colostomy bag… ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/14 "2001-10-10T18:51:16Z")
“I’ve put up with enough of your crap.” Arnold, here’s an electron microscope. ---
**Author:** ![Elvis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Elvis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elvis)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/15 "2001-10-10T19:13:37Z")
“Ahh, at last I can see my tiny, steroid-shrunken penis…” Arnold, here’s a cup of coffee. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/16 "2001-10-10T21:07:13Z")
“What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to hear zuh lamentation uff zere vimmen, while enjoying a good cup of Joe.” Here’s a harpsichord, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/17 "2001-10-10T21:22:06Z")
“I’ll vil string you aap.” (or however he says “up”) Here’s a bowl of pasta, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/18 "2001-10-10T21:24:56Z")
Or “I vil…” Either way. ---
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/19 "2001-10-10T21:30:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*“I’ll vil string you aap.” (or however he says “up”) > > Here’s a bowl of pasta, Arnold. \*\* “Pasta la vista, baby!” Hey, Ahnold… here’s the severed head of Osama bin Laden! ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/20 "2001-10-10T21:31:46Z")
“Pasta la Vista, baby.” Here’s a Port-o-Potty, Arnold. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582.md?page=2)