# What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say? ((Game.)) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582 "2001-10-10T15:07:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/21 "2001-10-10T21:34:11Z")
Shit. Beat me to it. ---
**Author:** ![atypicalcarl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@atypicalcarl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atypicalcarl)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/22 "2001-10-10T21:41:53Z")
Severed head and Port-o-potty: “Welcome to the potty, Osama.” Hey, Arnold - have a cookie. ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/23 "2001-10-11T11:44:29Z")
[LuvvieMode] A Cookie? A COOKIE ?!!! How about a role where I’m not typecast ? Im an actor dammit and I have a range. Even Gibson got to do Hamlet. Why do you people insist on giving me this trite rubbish? “Il be back” indeed. I cry myself to sleep at night because my beautiful petal babies will never get to see the sensitive soul I truly am. I yearn for expression , i need to expose my inner self . Please give me something worthy of a true and gifted actor. [/LuvvieMode] Here’s an UZI 9MM Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/24 "2001-10-11T13:30:15Z")
Here’s some Nuzi you can uzi Here’s a 28.8k modem Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/25 "2001-10-11T13:34:55Z")
“What a puny baud-y.” Here’s some ham&eggs, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/26 "2001-10-11T13:52:39Z")
“I would not eat them in a car, so I will shoot you in a bar.” Here, Arnold, take a chill pill. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/27 "2001-10-11T13:59:55Z")
[Batman & Robin, Mr. Freeze] “Chill out.” [/B&RMF] How about a tall glass of water, Arnold? ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/28 "2001-10-11T21:31:45Z")
“Looks like you’re all wet.” Enjoy this Atari 2600, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![Spoonbender](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spoonbender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoonbender)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/29 "2001-10-12T02:05:13Z")
“It gives me _joy_ to _stick_ this down your throat!” Here, Arnold, have a tennis racket. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/30 "2001-10-12T02:13:32Z")
“Ze score iz .45-Love!” BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM… “Velcome to _my_ court–how do you like ze service?” BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA… Here, Armold, have a bag of M&M’s [tm]. ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/31 "2001-10-12T02:17:15Z")
[Kindergarten Cop] “_Tennis_ how long you haf for dis _racket_ to stop! One! Doo! … Den!” [/KC] Arnold, you look like you could use this Spice Girls CD. ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/32 "2001-10-12T02:19:04Z")
Well, dammit, **Rodd**. [sub]Fine, do his… but mine’s better. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/33 "2001-10-12T02:48:53Z")
Relax, **BigGiantHead** –I like yours. These girls may have power…but not _firepower!_ BLAM! Here’s a bar of soap, Arnold. ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/34 "2001-10-12T03:34:34Z")
I vil use dis to vash mine zcrotum. Hey, look everybody! Arnold’s riding a manatee! ---
**Author:** ![schplebordnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@schplebordnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schplebordnik)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/35 "2001-10-12T04:06:18Z")
Vat iz zis “mon ah tee”? I zot zey vas kalt “zee kow”? Arnold – here catch this suitcase nuke!! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/36 "2001-10-12T04:29:46Z")
Let me check your bag. (Clubs Alan Rickman with it) Quick, Arnold! Take this 18th century Russian tea set! ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/37 "2001-10-12T04:58:44Z")
Dee set? Hea! Dake dis dee set and shuff eat up yo AZZ! Here Arnold, take this anvil. ---
**Author:** ![dunne\_u.wurrie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@dunne\_u.wurrie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dunne_u.wurrie)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/38 "2001-10-12T06:57:59Z")
I take this, an vill stick it op your nose. Here, Arnold, it’s the Goodyear Blimp! ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/39 "2001-10-12T12:45:21Z")
“It’z a GASZ!” Here, Arnold, have a milkshake. ---
**Author:** ![Spoonbender](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spoonbender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoonbender)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/40 "2001-10-12T13:35:10Z")
“Hey baby - let’s shake it up.” BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! Here, Arnold, have a cell phone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582.md?page=3)