# What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say? ((Game.)) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582 "2001-10-10T15:07:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/41 "2001-10-12T13:53:47Z")
I vil make yours “hands-free.” \<_riiiip!_\> Hey, Arnold, what do you think about that cleavage? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/42 "2001-10-12T14:23:01Z")
It is breast-taking. [Say it like “breathtaking.”] Arnold, here’s a cowboy hat. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/43 "2001-10-12T16:12:01Z")
“Yippee-ki-yo, Mudther-F…” what? Whoops, wrong guy… umm… “Hoppy trells, Bucko!” Hey Arnold, here’s a garden hose! ---
**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/44 "2001-10-12T16:49:58Z")
Looks like you’re all vet. Hey Arnold! Here’s the keys to the Zamboni! ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/45 "2001-10-12T17:12:58Z")
“Ice to see you” Have a lace doily, Arnold ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/46 "2001-10-12T17:18:17Z")
(While running over the bad guy with the Zamboni) “Ice Ice Baby!” Lace Doily: “Looks like you came in laced (last)” [SUB]ok, i’m really not that good.[/SUB] Here Arnold, have an empty Snapple bottle. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/47 "2001-10-12T18:09:00Z")
“Haff you tried ze new flavah? _Mango Sooprize_? **Sooprize!!** ” \ Here, Arnie, have this glazed ham with pineapple. ---
**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/48 "2001-10-12T18:09:03Z")
[After incapacitating the evil robot by smashing its circuits with the bottle] “Now you’re both out of juice” “Hey Arnold, here’s a tic tac” ---
**Author:** ![moe.ron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@moe.ron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moe.ron)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/49 "2001-10-12T18:32:19Z")
“Are you saying I hov bod breath?” \ “You are almost as weak as your one calorie mints” Here Arnold, have a guitar. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/50 "2001-10-12T18:42:04Z")
“How do you like _No Air on a G-string_?” (Garrottes evildoer with guitar string) Here, Arnold, have these two Broadway Show tickets. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/51 "2001-10-12T18:55:11Z")
R-R-RRRIPPP-P-P Now I’m seeing CAT-GUTS! Hey Arnold, here’s a bankrupt Planet Hollywood. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/52 "2001-10-12T19:57:45Z")
“Eat me.” Here, Arnold, have a double martini. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/53 "2001-10-12T20:08:58Z")
**Rodd** , you’ve been passed by a couple of times, I think, and usually by me. Let’s see if I can do something with your two Broadway show tickets: “Aisle be back.” No, we can do better, I’m sure. How about: “I’ll produce a show you von’t soon forget!” Like I said above, Arnold–have a double martini. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/54 "2001-10-12T22:39:58Z")
Co-star: “Arnold, let’s dress up like composers…I’ll be Beethoven!” Arnold: “I’ll be Bach…” Here Arnold, have a Taliban sandwich… ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/55 "2001-10-12T23:10:27Z")
“Excuse me, do you haff any grey poop on? No? Vell, here you go…” Here Arnold, have this Japanese anime comic book. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582/56 "2001-10-16T12:08:25Z")
“For me? You Shounen have.”[sup] 1[/sup] Here, Arnold, take this zoot suit. [sup]1 [sub]BLAM BLAM BLAM[/sub][/sup] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-game/86582.md?page=2)