# What would be a good greek name for a half man half pear

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**Created:** [April 13, 2020, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-a-good-greek-name-for-a-half-man-half-pear/851694 "2020-04-13T13:56:56Z")\
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Harold.

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> Pear-icles

I was thinking that too.

Or Pear-seus.

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Anthropear

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Have we reached the core of the issue? It’s an interesting question, it has appeal. Not sure where it stems from.

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President Bartlett

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> [This](https://www.deviantart.com/ursulav/art/The-Biting-Pear-of-Salamanca-29677500), of course.

😃 That’s been my phone background for at least ten years. Love that guy.

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Wikipedia says that the genus name is “akin to Greek apios”, so Apio or Apios the Apiotaur.

> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> [This](https://www.deviantart.com/ursulav/art/The-Biting-Pear-of-Salamanca-29677500), of course.

I like her work, but [this one](https://www.deviantart.com/ursulav/art/Beelzebear-52368802)’s my favorite. Scroll down for the description.

And read Digger. Digger is great.

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Here’s my suggestion: “Pear’s son” is “Απιου-υιος”, latinized to “Apiouhuios”, and streamlined to something like “Apiouios” or “Apiohios” or “Apiuios”.

Of course, you could simply call him “Pear” : “Απιον” : “Apion”.

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Paris

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Perricomo.

Rumpelpearskin.

Smokipear.

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Huey.

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Mear.

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> Wikipedia says that the genus name is “akin to Greek apios”, so Apio or Apios the Apiotaur.
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> I like her work, but [this one](https://www.deviantart.com/ursulav/art/Beelzebear-52368802)’s my favorite. Scroll down for the description.
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> And read Digger. Digger is great.

Yay for Ursula V!  
Clockwork Boys as well.

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> [@Chingon](#):
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> Paris

[Too soon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_War).

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Peary Mason.

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