# What would be the ultimate place to have sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 19, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862 "2005-10-19T04:43:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/1 "2005-10-19T04:43:12Z")
On top of the Empire State Building. On homeplate in Yankee Stadium. Where else? ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/2 "2005-10-19T05:12:38Z")
In the space shuttle. ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/3 "2005-10-19T05:15:21Z")
In mah bedroom! Ohhh! You meant… yeah. Gotcha. Hrmm. I suppose in the Oval Office would be pretty close to ultimate. Or in that giant conference room where the U.N. meets. While they were meeting. While skydiving over the Grand Canyon. Atop Mt. St. Helens while she was grumbling. (Did the Earth move for you too, dear?) ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/4 "2005-10-19T05:28:42Z")
OK, I’ll do it… In the butt, Bob. ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/5 "2005-10-19T05:40:51Z")
At the Taj Mahal. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/6 "2005-10-19T05:57:27Z")
> [@soulmurk](#): > > In mah bedroom Beat me too it, you bastard. Just as well there were only a few responses, else I’ll have crashed in, made what I thought was a fucking hilarious witticism, and then felt like a right pratt. Still, there’s always next time. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/7 "2005-10-19T05:59:02Z")
At the bottom of the Marianas Trench, for _twenty goddamn ass-rocking hours._ ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/8 "2005-10-19T06:12:27Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > In the space shuttle. That’s how I’d roll. I’d bet micro-gravity porn would be great fun. Porn starlets wouldn’t need implants and every man would produce a money shot to make Peter North blush. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/9 "2005-10-19T06:18:04Z")
First, > [@Cervaise](#): > > …_twenty goddamn ass-rocking hours._ BAND NAME! Any tropical sndy beach would be quite bitchin’. ---
**Author:** ![Habanero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d9b06d/32.png) [@Habanero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Habanero)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/10 "2005-10-19T06:20:27Z")
Something without gravity would sure be fun 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/11 "2005-10-19T06:42:09Z")
The ultimate place for me was Tabacon Hot Springs in Costa Rica on my honeymoon. Behind the waterfall. Twice. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/12 "2005-10-19T06:55:53Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > In the space shuttle. Minister: My god, what’s Bond doing!? Q: I think he’s attempting re-entry, sir. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/13 "2005-10-19T07:05:58Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > The ultimate place for me was Tabacon Hot Springs in Costa Rica on my honeymoon. > > Behind the waterfall. Twice. 😃 You gusher! ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/14 "2005-10-19T07:33:56Z")
Right behind Penelope Cruz. ---
**Author:** ![PETERFI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PETERFI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PETERFI)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/15 "2005-10-19T07:43:22Z")
Under [fill in the movie star] 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/16 "2005-10-19T08:51:06Z")
> [@PETERFI](#): > > Under [fill in the movie star] 🆒 Billy Bob Thornton? Ewwwwwww! ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/17 "2005-10-19T09:33:25Z")
At the center of the Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/18 "2005-10-19T10:11:47Z")
Ditto the zero G thing; no more problems with trapped/pulled hair, or arms going numb. Also, you get both hands free. Similar to zero G, but maybe better: _falling_. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/19 "2005-10-19T11:03:35Z")
Yeah zero gravity…or maybe just less gravity, forget the space shuttle how about on the moon? ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/20 "2005-10-19T11:04:56Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Similar to zero G, but maybe better: _falling_. :eek: Well maybe…I guess you’d have an excuse to skip foreplay. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862.md?page=2)